What do you think when a little kid gets on a mic.

[Chilliman]

How to stop your ears from bleeding in TF 2:

Y button --> Check score
A button --> Gamercard
Scroll Down --> Mute

Ahhhhhhhh...

The first thing that comes to my mind when a kid gets on the mic is "Wow, he has no idea what he's doing. He better not ask me how to play..." They always do. And then I remember that children have a 110% chance of saying "Oh my gosh!!!!" at least once during a gaming session.

I blame the parents. Please, adhere to the ESRB's age ratings (at least until they're old enough to know that the rating difference between T and M is null to any real gamers)

Ew 360 tf2


Anyway, I can't blame them for having a high voice. I use a voice modulator to make my voice high just to irritate people.

 

[WorldCritic]

Depends on if they're either annoying or distracting.

 

[Minimike3636]

Ew 360 tf2


Anyway, I can't blame them for having a high voice. I use a voice modulator to make my voice high just to irritate people.

I never said I hated their high voices (but now that I think about it, I do). They just ask too many questions and overreact in games.

And 360 TF2 FTW.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

My first thoughts?

"I'm going to teamkill the hell out of you unless you shut up."

 

[frank220]

I make logical, paradoxical statements to confuse the child due to poor linguistics and low-end vocabulary.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

It all depends on

1) is he calm? he can live...
2) can he play? he can live...
3) is he on my team? he can live...(if you answered no to any of these, boot, mute, whatever you can do, depending on the game. I do sometimes get kids to leave games like halo 3 and left 4 dead by telling them that they need to be 18 to play, and I will report them if they don't leave...but, what can I say? their voices infuriate us all.

I'm writing that tip down...

 

[VaultBoy]

Throw a polar bear at them.

May be random, but polar bears are great for attacking annoying pre-pubescent kids.

 

[Tech Team FTW!]

As a pc gamer I turned off voice chat long ago.

 

[Taylorcrw]

I'm just wondering, what age are we talking about.

 

[meatloaf231]

I usually just mute them for sanity's sake.

 

[The Political Gamer]

At least TF2 has MARIO_KART that keeps "most" of the 12 under group controlled. However, on L4D, well thats another story. D:

 

[thisisnotsparta]

If a person, doesn't matter the age, gets on my nerves, I throw a client-side mute on him/her.

 

[LockHeart]

I usually utter, to quote/paraphrase Yahtzee, 'Oh Christ not you cunts again.' Then kill them. Repeatedly.

 

[Smurfy 0151]

It all depends on

1) is he calm? he can live...
2) can he play? he can live...
3) is he on my team? he can live...(if you answered no to any of these, boot, mute, whatever you can do, depending on the game. I do sometimes get kids to leave games like halo 3 and left 4 dead by telling them that they need to be 18 to play, and I will report them if they don't leave...but, what can I say? their voices infuriate us all.

I'm writing that tip down...

Yeah brother. It's like a bad car. It doesn't always work, but when it does, you will drop to your knees (providing you have them) and praise Jesus for it

 

[opscomm]

1)How can I find him?
2)How can I kill him?
3)How can I dispose of the body?

Seriously though, I myself am 14 and can't stand when little kids and teenagers my age go on and act like retards, and give all kids, teenagers, and (to those in other countries) Americans a bad reputation. What's worse is that I have to go to school with people like them.

I know how you feel, I myself am 15. I hate the annoying idiotic people I go to school with who think that they are the S***, especially if they think that because they can insult me "so well"

 

[opscomm]

I'm just wondering, what age are we talking about.

Someone who sounds like they are less than 12 years old, or just completely unintelligent and sounds like a -12 year old kid.

 

[Neonbob]

"Why isn't natural selection working?"