What do you use to shave?

[LongAndShort]

I use a Gillete Mach 3... Turbo.

I'd like to start shaving with a machete though. That'd be fucking cool.

 

[Wadders]

Spoiler: image spoilered for brevity

Fuck yes.

That's fucking AWESOME. By far the manliest way to shave, especially due to the high likelyhood of severe maiming or death. Those things are brutal.

I, alas, am a pussy. I use those really cheap disposable razor blades. They get the job done well enough, though I can't say it's very stylish. They look just like these [http://www.made-in-china.com/image/2f0j00ovpahNJGALbeM/Twin-Blade-Shaving-Disposable-Razor.jpg], only single-bladed. Screw it I don't have that much beard growth to begin with (sadly enough).

Ahh, if only I did actually shave with one of those. I actually use some boring gillette thing, but one day, I will master the cut throat razor, and become the lord of facial hair removal!

Unless they're illegal in the UK or something, which wouldn't really surprise me...

I'd be quite surprised if they WERE legal in the UK. It's infinitely more likely to be used as an instrument of slicey death than an actual clean shave (even when it IS used for shaving). Also, how'd you practice shaving yourself without cutting yourself a new windpipe whenever you have a go?

Touche.
Looks like I'll be sticking to my mundane, boring, low-risk razor for now then

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

I just use some cheapy disposable razor whenever I can be asked to shave.

No girlfriend = do whatever the hell I please.

 

[Ryuk2]

I don't know. It's a black thingy with no label on it and one razor.
I should get that Gillette thingy.

 

[Frankydee]

some cheapo no name electric thing that I mainly just use to trim along the scruffiness. If i go all out I use a cheapo disposable. Because I'm cheap.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

Cheap disposable 2-blade razor, no shaving cream.

 

[Evilbunny]

I just use some cheapy disposable razor whenever I can be asked to shave.

No girlfriend = do whatever the hell I please.

You know, it's funny. It's actually the opposite for me. When I have a girlfriend I don't feel the need to shave as often because I'm not "on the market." But when I am single I feel the need to shave every day in order to seem attractive.

 

[JRCB]

I have an electric razor. My dad got it for me as a joke birthday present. I'll grow sideburns one day!

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I use a Lancer. There is a lot of satisfaction in being able to get a head shot after you get a nice clean shave.

 

[Jaywebbs]

What is this word you keep using? Sh-ave I have never heard of before...

 

[RobCoxxy]

I have a barber; this guy.

Spoiler

 

[stabnex]

Rotten Elderberrys, a Wolverine, and a Leprechaun named Timmy.

 

[Neosage]

Spoiler: This

Nuff said.

 

[XJ-0461]

Some electric razor. Made by Philips, I think.

 

[deadmandancin]

I use pure sex... my chin has many sti's.

 

[Starnerf]

I'd be quite surprised if they WERE legal in the UK. It's infinitely more likely to be used as an instrument of slicey death than an actual clean shave (even when it IS used for shaving). Also, how'd you practice shaving yourself without cutting yourself a new windpipe whenever you have a go?

Simple: don't shave lengthwise. The wide part should always be moving in the direction of the shave, never across the skin.

[_______] == good, clean shave
VVVVVVVV

== bad, bloody death

 

[Ernie Devlin]

Personally I use a Gillette Fusion (manual) honestly because I got it for free. It has 5 blades to reduce pressure and 1 precision blade on the opposite side for trimming sideburns, eyebrows etc. I'll admit it provides a smoother and closer shave and the precision blade is useful but I don't really think it takes more hair than than most other shavers, but it probably does.

You'd be a great salesman for Gillette
I also use this, but haven't thought about it quite as much.

 

[Quantana]

A sharp piece of broken dirty glass.

this but somthimes just a piece of old rusty metal whatever i find first