What do you want for Valentine's Day?

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Random Argument Man

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Julianking93 said:
A girlfriend
What about that asian christian lady you're so "fond of"?

Note* I hope I didn't confuse you with someone else.

I probably want someone or have no one who'll bother me with the whole Valentine thing.
 

rex922

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Iron Criterion said:
camiilou said:
Julianking93 said:
A girlfriend
I said assuming you weren't a sad lonely sack of video game playing horse meat. English, do you speak it?
Yeah but such a situation is impossible for most of us to imagine!
Those situations do NOT exist no matter how much you want it to
 

bluepilot

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I live in Japan so I have to GIVE chocolate to my male superiors.

I went out today and bought some really posh chocolates for the important men in my life who have the power to make my own life hell.

I have this huge bag and really really nice chocolates and cakes sitting inside my room. All I want for valentines day is to keep them for myself...I have REALLY good taste in chocolate.
 

Wutaiflea

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bluepilot said:
I live in Japan so I have to GIVE chocolate to my male superiors.

I went out today and bought some really posh chocolates for the important men in my life who have the power to make my own life hell.

I have this huge bag and really really nice chocolates and cakes sitting inside my room. All I want for valentines day is to keep them for myself...I have REALLY good taste in chocolate.
At least you've got White Day to look forward to next month though :D

All I ask of my husband is a card. I'm not bothered about getting fancy presents and stuff. We'll probably have a nice meal though- it's as good an excuse as any!
 

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I would like for pancake day to last from the 14th to the next Tuesday (16th this year) and for all stores everywhere to sell hot pancakes with a large choice of stuff to have on them e.g. jam of all flavours, maple syrup, sugar, red vinegar, curd of all flavours as well, melted chocolate, cream, bacon and finally custard. mmm how I love ye pancake day.
 

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A copy of Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter on DVD. And an opportunity to watch it (free time being at a premium for me these days), hopefully with only minimal teasing about my reason for wanting the film (namely it would complete my collection of films featuring Caroline Munro.)
 

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KillerMidget said:
yersimapestis said:
Julianking93 said:
A girlfriend
this. I want to die.
I'm sorry, but I laughed hysterically at that. Perhaps I should get myself checked into an institution.

If it's any consolation, my life is sadly lady-free also.

And for Valentine's day, if I had a lady, we would do nothing Valentiney whatsoever, then I'd spring something on her in March, just to show you don't need to be told when to celebrate love. be dumped, and spend Marchentine's day alone.
Fix'd.
(Also single.)
 

Jonatron

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SteveBurger said:
Why do people consider it sad to be alone on Valentine's day? You don't happen to have a romantic interest on an arbitrary day of the year. Big deal.
Because around that arbitrary day of the year adverts constantly remind you you are single and unattractive and someone who will never be happy. And of course, if that singleness has been so for forever an extremely long time, bitterness will may set in.
 

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Oh man, I would love a day away from the kids, but in effect that would mean the wife would have to watch them, which wouldn't be a very good day for her. The best I can hope for is understanding that I don't have any money to spend, as we are moving in 2 weeks.
 

Nemu

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I already know wot I'm getting: the same thing I get almost every other day of the year.

Mercifully, I've got a girlfriend who views the holiday exactly the same way as I do: an over-commercialized excuse to pass women off as greedy, sparkly-obsessed beings who can be easily bought.

Besides, I don't need an appointed holiday to show/tell her how I feel.

So we'll game a little, talk a little, watch a little something on tv, et al.
 
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Jonatron said:
KillerMidget said:
yersimapestis said:
Julianking93 said:
A girlfriend
this. I want to die.
I'm sorry, but I laughed hysterically at that. Perhaps I should get myself checked into an institution.

If it's any consolation, my life is sadly lady-free also.

And for Valentine's day, if I had a lady, we would do nothing Valentiney whatsoever, then I'd spring something on her in March, just to show you don't need to be told when to celebrate love. be dumped, and spend Marchentine's day alone.
Fix'd.
(Also single.)
Did you try out Marchentine's day too?

I think the Julian calendar option will at least save me from getting dumped, since it's basically a week or so earlier.