What do you want for Valentine's Day?

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rainman2203

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To be honest, I really just wanna get some.

I love my girlfriend will all my heart and will in all likelihood end up marrying her, but for the time being her rather archaic "no sex 'til marriage" thing is really busting my balls.
 

dietpeachsnapple

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Someone to cuddle

or...

For every couple to receive a candy gram simultaneously,

"you love eachother,
good for you, yay,
kiss and hold for every day,
You will both die cold and alone.

Oh... you didn't like that?

Here's a baloon and a box of cheap chocolate...feel better?"
 

ottenni

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A polar bear. That can play the mandolin. If i get that and i will admit Valentines day is more that a marketing tactic used by chocolate and rose manufacturers. At the moment i'm in a cold and heartless denial.
 

camiilou

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WanderFreak said:
camiilou said:
WanderFreak said:
...I was told there would be waffles.
Only if you fly to Washington.
But... fine.

I am of course operating under the assumption that the vitriolic nature of post is in direct correlation to the quantity of waffles.
I meant to quote this when I said "MANY WAFFLES WILL BE HAD"
Maiiii bbbbbb.
 

AboveUp

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Raiha said:
the day off. i work in a restaurant, this is the second hardest day of the year. its great for servers, they will all make bank due to record breaking sales. but for us cooks, its just 10-12 hours of insanity for the same wage i get for a slow monday night.
Not to mention it's all small orders, quickly after each other making things harder to plan out without stressing out. I'm a cook as well, and I wish for the same thing. I could try and ask, but I'm probably already too late; being the only one not in a relationship will probably mean the others will have already made sure they can have the day off.
 

Loop Stricken

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Akai Shizuku said:
I want to be as pimpin' as this spider.


Turn your sound up, it's not funny without it.
My friend, that is a sound to be feared. To be feared.
And now I must sleep! Accursed utterances upon ye!
 

PDizzle418

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honestly I don't see the whole point to valentine's day I've never needed a special occasion to show my girlfriend that I love her and I'm just as willing to giver her what she wants any other day of the year


also I'm working on valentine's day so I guess it would be nice to spend it with my girl, but we'll prolly celebrate the day before because I don't work then
 

Hiphophippo

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camiilou said:
Now I know a bunch of us on the Escapitst forum are going to be lonely with February 14th, but assuming you weren't a sad lonely sack of video game playing horse meat... what would you want? What would be the perfect gift for you?

And yes I know, Valentine's day is a commercial holiday and blah de blah, but let's put that aside and think about all the cool stuff we want!
My wife and I are going to an amazing local eatery.

From the place's website...

" MARTIN FIERRO RODIZIO

Your first course starts with a trip to our Gourmet Salad Bar. When you are ready for your entrée, turn your disc to green and the Rodizio Service will start. 6 deliciously seasoned grilled meats; turn it to red and it will stop."



BEEf:

Picanha- One of our most popular cuts, this prime part of the sirloin is served seasoned with salt or flavored with garlic.


Beef Filet - This succulent piece of meat is cut from the tenderloin and seasoned to perfection. Also served wrapped in bacon.



PORK:
Linguiza - These robust pork sausages are seasoned and slow-roasted to mouth-watering perfection.

Lombo - From the pork loin, sizzling with flavor. Can also be flavored with parmesan.


Costela de Porco - Tender pork ribs slow-roasted to perfection



CHICKEN:
Frango - A variety of cuts, including tender chicken breasts wrapped in bacon and chicken legs."

That's right ladies and gents, an endless parade of amazing meats. If needed I will be vomiting just so I can extend this dinner.
 

camiilou

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Woot woot all aboard the smorgasbord of meat train!
I'm pretty jealous. Only thing I love more than chocolate = meat.
 

superwookie

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I want some friends that DO stuff with me. I barely even see my friends outside of school, and even then I probably see them for a school assignment.
They're not bad people, they're just lame.

i also have never had a girlfriend (or any other form of female friend). It would be nice to know how it's like.