'this tombstone is old and worn, and you cannot make out the name'
'shell game of corpses' (the set up is there are three identical graves next to each other, all stated as mine. i'm actually buried somewhere different/not even dead)
[sub]Although the odds of me even having a Tombstone is somewhat unlikely as my Taphophobia causes me to have a desire to be buried 1/2 Ft. in my backyard, so that I can get out should my "Death" be incorrect.[/sub]
HA! There IS a heaven! Looks like somebody owes me five bucks.
or finally
have the little "item get" jingle from zelda be on the top in a little musical score thingy with the words "You got a Tombstone! Show it off to people with c!"
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