What do you want said at your funeral?

[Ares Tyr]

Respawning in 9...

"Killing Spree Ended!"

And then you'd hear God yell "Fuck yeah! Killjoy!".

 

[hamster mk 4]

I would like a grave stone that says:
"You win this time, but I will get you next time."

As for what people will say at the funeral I leave that to the living. I however would like the phrases: "arm the device" and "safties off" muttered some time during the service.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"As we now commit this noble soul to the earth, let us remember... wait, what's that sound? It... it can't be! ZOMBIE! Run! Ahhhhhhh! Erruugghhh... nnhh...

...braaaaaainnnnssssss...."

 

[jim_doki]

Jim doki was a kind man, I mean he was a Kind OF man, namely a horrible one who's obsessions with hookers and blow eventually killed him. As he wanted, here's Brian May to play the funeral march

 

[crepesack]

i want these words- "It was hard to find a coffin for him as his heart was so large, not olny with love but for cholesterol"
"he was a good man dieing whilst doing what he loved most, not dieing."

 

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

"What'd you mean, you didn't sever the head completely? You know you need to completely separate the head from the body to stop... OH MY GOD RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!"

EDIT: Balls, Rogue Wolf beat me to it.

 

[yourkie1921]

Either a comment of soul eater or the truth. If a funeral is acurately portrying someone's life I want the bad parts to. And if even in death I bring that point across, awesome.

 

[Mukiwa]

The Bible. Yes, all of it.
In my will I will bequeath a not inconsiderable sum of money to a security contractor with instructions to bolt the doors/gates so that no-one may leave till the reader is finished.
I'm not at all religious but I am a complete bastard at times. I'd hate for people to forget that, they're always so damn nice at funerals.

 

[lijenstina]

Ha, ha! Loooosers!
* Points finger at the congregation*

 

[.Ricks.]

In my funeral i would love for them to say....

" OH MY GOD HE IS MOVING HE IS ALIVE!!!!" That would be the best. If it isn't possible it could always be....

"Well one less to feed!"

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Cremated. Mixed with the meal served at the "Pre-Party". The executor of my estate will then announce "He is now a part of all of you forever." Hilarity ensues...followed by all of my friends concluding that I at least died happy knowing this moment would come.

I'll stipulate that a lot of whiskey will be served at the party.

 

[yourkie1921]

Ok, if I have a girlfriend I want them to say " and to [insert her name here], for letting him screw her repeatedly. " wait 20 seconds if she's still a minor, and say "just kidding". I'm not that much of an ass. I want her embarassed, not in trouble.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

I HATE the idea people being sad for my sake. I'd just want everyone to review the fun times I had during my life. Tell all the funny stories, look at my successes, and see if there are any worthwhile lessons that could be taken from my life and death.

No matter how I die, I will die in perfect peace if I know I will be remembered like that.

 

[Hey Joe]

"Bring out the strippers. He would've wanted it this way"

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

"Bring out the strippers. He would've wanted it this way"

You beat me to it, Your reward? Me burning half your estate and sticking random crosses into the ground at varying angels and proportions.

 

[ThePlasmatizer]

Almost forgot, you could have the classic:

"I'll be back!"

hopefully it would freak some passers-by out.

 

[Northery]

I want a party with beer, steaks, cakes and a heavy metal band. Also if its possible to throw in a stripper sort of like a bachelor party but with a lot of people drunk and dancing. Might sound wacky but hey...who isn't?

 

[Syphonz]

I'd consider my funeral a success if someone dressed up as a Heavy and ate a sandvich.