What do you want written on your grave stone?

[OneCatch]

I would want mine to be- Are you Happy now?

" Respawning in 9...8...7... "

or

" I'm with Stupid => "


Or, in luminescent paint:

"If this text is glowing, I've pressed the panic alarm."

EDIT:

Respawning in 10...9...8...

Dammit, Already done!

 

[springheeljack]

And he said: "Dance for us, atrocious nothing.

 

[That Greek Guy]

"I knew i would end up here eventually"

 

[Zerazar]

"Just as planned!"

 

[Lizardon]

I wish I could do something like to something like Penn and Teller did here.

Skip to 2:45

I'd like something funny, witty and original so that people may smile or chuckle when they see it, but I'm not clever enough to come up with anything.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

"Per aspera ad astra"

But i don't wanna grave. I want to be cremated. My ashes should end either in Holy Ganga or in deep space.

Ok, theres a lot of reasons why you would have that! Which one is yours?

Similar to this I would have 'Per Ardua Ad Astra' Replacing 'Hardships' with 'Adversity'. For me it is because it is the motto of the Royal Air Force, and that is what I do...!

 

[Solid Reece]

Why are you wasting your life?

 

[JesterRaiin]

"Per aspera ad astra"

But i don't wanna grave. I want to be cremated. My ashes should end either in Holy Ganga or in deep space.

Ok, theres a lot of reasons why you would have that! Which one is yours?

Similar to this I would have 'Per Ardua Ad Astra' Replacing 'Hardships' with 'Adversity'. For me it is because it is the motto of the Royal Air Force, and that is what I do...!

Well, it's because i perceive life as constant struggle with problems created mostly by ourselves. And at the end, there's a release. We die and atoms that form our bodies fly away, probably join the stars...

Well, disregard that.
I've chosen this motto because it makes me, you know, so wise and sh*t...

 

[CardinalPiggles]

He died as he lived,
on his arse​

Or

Hallelujah, Lock and load​

OOORRR

God hates me that's why​

That's all I got for now.

 

[Rawb0906]

Be right back.

I know, you miss me.

Fuck you [Insert name of hated person here]

Not sure which one I'd have.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Well, it's because i perceive life as constant struggle with problems created mostly by ourselves. And at the end, there's a release. We die and atoms that form our bodies fly away, probably join the stars...

Well, disregard that.
I've chosen this motto because it makes me, you know, so wise and sh*t...

So its not a Star Trek reference then! Or a Battlefield Bad Company 2 one? Or anything to do with the state of Kansas?

 

[Cazza]

"This hobby is boring. I should get a new one."

Or I could say being dead is fun. More likely it will be something more serious.

 

[StBishop]

Dr. .
Husband, Father, Son, Brother, Mate.
You will be missed.

 

[ACM_Shadow]

"dont worry guys, this is perfectly safe" said the pyromanic.
Learnt how to fly, unfortunatly the landing didnt go as planned.

 

[JesterRaiin]

Well, it's because i perceive life as constant struggle with problems created mostly by ourselves. And at the end, there's a release. We die and atoms that form our bodies fly away, probably join the stars...

Well, disregard that.
I've chosen this motto because it makes me, you know, so wise and sh*t...

So its not a Star Trek reference then! Or a Battlefield Bad Company 2 one? Or anything to do with the state of Kansas?

Nope. Sorry...
...Aw f*ck. You caught me red handed !

I might have been thinking about <link=http://www.krainatapet.pl/tapety/bajki_i_filmy_animowane/troskliwe_misie/troskliwe_misie00007.jpg>this when selecting said quote.

Or maybe not... ?
The mysteries, oh sweet, dark mysteries never to be resolved. Oh suspension, oh humanity !!! Woe is us ! Oh death where's thy sting ?

 

[newdarkcloud]

"I will haunt your shit."

Or something mildly amusing.

 

[Icyheart]

Any of the following:

"What the... How did I get here?!"

"I'm gonna get you for this, God!"

"Here lies 'insert name', the only in-tact body from the incident. We may never know what happened, but all that blood between his teeth certainly won't go amiss in the investigation."

"Rejoice, humanity, for your torment has been delayed. You may be free now of my reign of terror, but I will return again, a thousand times more powerful than before! I bring with me back to the land of the living the power of a God, with entire legions at my command! So rejoice, humanity, while you can. Enjoy your reprieve, but never forget: I WILL be back."

 

[fates_puppet13]

i plan to be turned into a bullet and a diamond on my effegy it shall say "he was arrogant, pretentious and obnoxious but also completely lovable"

 

[OuendanCyrus]

I have died.
I have lived for: [Insert years, months, days, hours and minutes alive]

 

[Erttheking]

Oh God, can't you people just leave me alone?!