What do you want written on your grave stone?

[Philol]

"why are you reading this" perhaps.

 

[Chewster]

"Better Luck Next Time."

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Well, it's because i perceive life as constant struggle with problems created mostly by ourselves. And at the end, there's a release. We die and atoms that form our bodies fly away, probably join the stars...

Well, disregard that.
I've chosen this motto because it makes me, you know, so wise and sh*t...

So its not a Star Trek reference then! Or a Battlefield Bad Company 2 one? Or anything to do with the state of Kansas?

Nope. Sorry...
...Aw f*ck. You caught me red handed !

I might have been thinking about <link=http://www.krainatapet.pl/tapety/bajki_i_filmy_animowane/troskliwe_misie/troskliwe_misie00007.jpg>this when selecting said quote.

Or maybe not... ?
The mysteries, oh sweet, dark mysteries never to be resolved. Oh suspension, oh humanity !!! Woe is us ! Oh death where's thy sting ?

Haha! Damn you! Now my curiosity is fueled higher!
I commend you though! It's a good quote!

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

"He never told us where the treasure was buried..."
or
"Just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't see you, STOP READING MY GRAVE AND GET BACK TO WORK!"
or
"In his house at [Location] dead [My name] waits dreaming"
or
"Not dead, just working on a way of getting back to life. Check back later."
or
"Secret entrance to Bond-villain lair [Arrow pointing down]"
or
"Step right up and get possessed by my demonic spirit for free!"


I've got a ton of them, it'll be so hard to choose just one.

 

[217not237]

"Believe me, I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive."

or maybe...

"I used to be alive like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

or maybe...

"Hasta lavista, baby."

or maybe...

"I'm alone here now...
waiting for you..."

Yep, just a bunch of nerdy references. Don't judge me.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!!!"

And they're could be a little carving of a wolf-man 'neath it.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

"It's okay! There's absolutely nothing above or below!"

"Here lies Adam. He had reach. She had flexibility. Needless to say, it didn't end well."

">Retry
Quit"

"Fuck your zombie apocalypse, this coffin's cozy!"

"Will someone bring the seven Dragon Balls already?! Yes you, the one looking at my fucking tombstone!"

"Will someone in my party quit being a little ***** and use a Phoenix Down for once?!"

"CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE"

"The Part Where I'm Dead. This is that part."

"Dude... what did I eat?"

"Seemed like a good idea at the time..."

"Desynchronized. Reloading Memory.... Aw, crap."

"Respawning in 5."

"Damn, you're all so small from up here!"

"That wasn't the music I wanted for my funeral!"

I'm done now.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

I would want mine to read "Well, shit.", or "Now look what you've gone and done." for if I got killed by someone else's incompetence.

 

[JesterRaiin]

It's a good quote!

So is yours sir. I have a weak spot for people that are at least interested in history.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I would want mine to read "Well, shit.", or "Now look what you've gone and done." for if I got killed by someone else's incompetence.

I'm surprised it isn't something pertaining to MediEvil.

"In case of Evil Wizard, WAKE ME UP."

 

[Creator002]

Or, in luminescent paint:

"If this text is glowing, I've pressed the panic alarm."

Hahahahaha. I want this.

Other ideas:
"Here lies [name]. Ever convinced there was life before death." (Someone will probably get the reference.)
(In tiny text) "If you can read this, get off me." Alternitevly, "Get off the grass, you young whipper-snappers!"

I'll think of something better eventually, but I still want the above person's somewhere on my gravestone.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

I would want mine to read "Well, shit.", or "Now look what you've gone and done." for if I got killed by someone else's incompetence.

I'm surprised it isn't something pertaining to MediEvil.

"In case of Evil Wizard, WAKE ME UP."

I'd settle for that, too.

Also, if I get murdered, I'd like "Get the bastard!".

 

[ryai458]

"sought immortality, died trying"

 

[C F]

"Stricken down? Check. Now's the part where I become more powerful than you can imagine."

 

[Sansha]

"Fuck, it's hot down here."

I have this stipulated on my will, and that if it's not written on my tombstone, a huge portion of my estate goes to someone my family hates.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Mine would be

Kehoe.....OUT!

 

[Angry_squirrel]

"Here lies Jack, may he now get a chance to sleep in on the weekend"
Or maybe "Do not disturb. In the unlikely event of a zombie apocalypse ... No spawn killing plz"

 

[Hatchet90]

For future reference it's called an epitaph not, "that thing written on a grave stone".