What do you want written on your grave stone?

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morriswilderman

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Bury me softly in the soil/
Wrest rock and rend root/
From bower mine with hands bare/
The elegant, transient elegy/
of cups-to-flesh, cooling slowly/
So Softly! into the soil; bury me
 

Warped_Ghost

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10 facts:

1. You are reading this comment

2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

6. Your smiling

7. You are still reading my comment

9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be your best day ever
 

TheRundownRabbit

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What I want to be written on my tomb stone

"Here lies Jacob McFarland, a lover and a fighter. He loved his friends, family, and anime. Rest in Peace....FREEDOM!!!"

What, in reality, is going to be written on my tomb stone.

"Here lies Jacob McFarland, he was a grubby otaku and an asshole who still owes me 50 bucks. Hows that dirt taste prick?"
 

craftomega

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1.

"Antisocial; that means go away"

2.

"2234 -
Its complicated."

3.

Have a button on the tomb stone.

"Push button for zombie apocalypse,
I will not be joining."
 

burn e

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"To whoever is standing on my grave, could please dig me up and scratch me on the nose? I would do it myself, but my arms doesn't seem to respond very well."

"PS: please disregard to anybody who dug me up and discovered that i didn't have a nose anymore."

...meh, a bit too long. but something like that
 

Varrdy

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I want an fake, empty coffin on top of mine, the grave open and the words: "Back in 5 minutes..." on a sign hung on my headstone, just to scare the crap out of anyone passing by!

Wardy
 

DoomyMcDoom

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"Here lies (insert name here)
he had all the bitches
yes all of them"

or

"My mortal form here may lie
but what I am will never die"

or

"Well now, that was a fun ride,
see you bitches on the other side"
 

Mr. In-between

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I'm not going to have a gravestone, I'm going to be interred in a miniature pyramid so I want hieroglyphics of my life and exploits carved or painted on the inner walls.