What do you want written on your grave stone?

[PunkyMcGee]

mine will be my birth date and death date. Only pricks have epitaphs.

 

[putowtin]

I'm not having a gravestone
but if I did have one...

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[zpm4737]

"One life? NO CONTINUES?!"

in seriousness though,

"Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt."

Kudos for naming the reference.

 

[3quency]

Something along the lines of this:
http://oliverfranklinanderson.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/5344.jpg

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"He spent his life forever wondering why he was here. Never did find the answer."

 

[The SettingSun]

I saw a gravestone which had on

"A poet, a philosopher, a failure...."

The date was 1890. As for me I would have: Press D X R L R R1 R D U Triangle

 

[Shifty]

Here lies Marty McFly

Died 3030

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

So death be the great unknown
All it secrets I'll soon be shown
The boatman waits at the shore
World of living I yearn no more
He asks if ready to sail the seas
I'll give a smile and my please
For all the words you could not say
You'll see me again one day

 

[RandallJohn]

Spy sappin' mah lifespan...

 

[Eric Przybylski]

"It's okay I should respawn in about....3....2....1...."

 

[Smurf McSmurfington]

"All hail King Penguin!"
or possibly
"Y U NO BRING ME PANCAKES?"

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

Born on a monday.

10 cookies for the person who knows where this is from!

Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy
the best part is that i WAS born on a monday.....and i was ill this thursday....

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

My only regret is not giving someone else's life for my country.

or

This is unacceptable! All this dirt and in my best suit.

or

R.I.P. ...or is he?

 

[ParanoidAndroid]

I want 'Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite'. It means 'I told you I was ill' in Irish and it's what Spike Milligan put on his gravestone.

 

[RyanBishop]

...for everything will pass, as he had passed...

 

[Broady Brio]

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

"Is this the episode where we say the F-word?"

"Do you mean FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-Fuck?!"

"Yes."

 

[Mana Fiend]

'Do Not Resuscitate'.

Failing that, some jumbled garbage, but which is also an anagram of 'And Chthulu Shall Rise' or something like that.

 

[AvsJoe]

Joseph J. Archibald
1988 - 20--

I doubt I'll live a life so grand that I'll be able to afford an awesome tombstone. It will be a J. though, not James. Fuck my middle name.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Oh dear, do I go with sarcasm or sincerity? Maybe a bit of each.

"I told you guys that wouldn't work."
"Okay, I was wrong. I'm not a Terminator"
"BRB"
"That sucked. I'm re-rolling a tank."
"Be seeing you...real soon."

or hopefully

"Loving Father, Devoted Husband, Mad Bastard, Academy Award Winner of 20XX"