What do you want written on your grave stone?

[Verzin]

Here lies the most foul smelling human being who ever lived. he won the guineas world record for lack of personal hygiene.

 

[timb69]

Shot in the back by Buford Tannen over a matter of eighty dollars.

 

[Durgiun]

''The fat **** is dead.

PISS HERE''

10 points to anyone who gets it.

 

[Heronblade]

Would rather not have a gravestone at all, but if a memorial of some kind exists, I might go with my personal farewell "good fortune in your future endeavors"

 

[bmasta]

me me me
actually modest compared to some things you read on tombs

 

[Crazy]

"Here lies Princess Celestia of Equestria
June 21st 0 - December 31st 9999

'This coffin is empty because I'm not dead!'"

 

[FishBrains]

Something in Latin. Just to make me sound smart.

"Pone rosas hic asinus foramen"

or

"Tempus sagittis mauris gallus ubera mea genitalibus"

or

"i hic dare tempus"

Made the mistake of looking up the translations in class. Trauma.

Although I'm tempted by the creepy Lovecraft references (and expect to be chopped up for organ donations and then the rest cremated) I'd have to go with;

RAGE QUIT

 

[Lunar Templar]

"Do not touch, violate, or molest this body lest ye be warned of being molested by the ghost."

this, i like *steals for self*

Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are!

i c wot u did thar, i approve XD

 

[Hero in a half shell]

"Worm hotel below, free all you can eat buffet, first come first serve"

or

"Batcave emergency exit please do not block"

 

[dalek sec]

"I told you I was ill...."

"For the Emperor!"

Yeah.... I'm not really a creative person as you can see. D:

 

[killerwack]

I want it to say...
"Won the Game"

 

[Zeckt]

"I'm dead, who cares. Thanks for wasting your money on this pointless grave. PS, Maggot buffet."

I'll just donate my body entirely for medical purposes, as I am not sentimental of death in the least. I just don't see the point of being put in the ground to be eaten by maggots, I think of it as a worthless habit of the human race.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Here's a few of my favourites, with the first one being the one I want the most.

Jamie is out of useable lives, Jamie whited out.

In the event of a Zombie apocalypse, I promise I won't bite....much.

Be back in 5 minutes.

Edit: Just thought of another one, not sure if it's been said yet.

Here lies Jamie, his final words were. "Hold my drink and watch this."

 

[manic_depressive13]

Manic Depressive
1993-2013
Worse things have happened.

Alternatively

Don't sad. (I know it's agrammatical. In joke.)

 

[Spydercake]

"Huh, that WAS the part where he killed me."

 

[Harley Q]

"Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go"

 

[Dante DiVongola]

I want my gravestone to say: "Don't tell the wife I'm here"

 

[The Bum]

"Fecit officium."