What do you want your last words to be?

[Marble Dragon]

I know what I don't want them to be: "but the Amontillado"(special brownie for whoever get the reference)
OP: I'd want my last words to be something to the tune of "best fuck ever"

...I think I get it...but I'm afraid that if I say "It's from an Edgar Allen Poe short story" I'll get beat over the head for being wrong.

OT: "PINEAPPLE!" *dies*

 

[Jaythulhu]

"Ok, I'm going clip the red wire"

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

 

[Hotdogmarchant]

"Ouch that rather hurt"

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

(If I get assassinated by Altair and he makes me do that speech) (After a long winded speech) There is still one thing I've done that I have no regrets about... Your mother.

 

[The Atomic Irishman]

This may tickle the funnybone of some... and it may make some furious, or even nerd rage...

But here goes..

"They came from... Behind!... The Power was... Overwhelming..."

 

[Aesir23]

Hmm, my last words.

*points to whoever might be in the room* "Your food was poisoned... The antidote's in the-" *dies*

Or

Ok, I think we're safe from the fangirls now. Why did you have to say <insert show/book/movie/manga/game name here> sucks?!

 

[daxter101]

I hate lag

 

[saxist01]

Good news everyone!

You win this thread.

Admit you read it in Farnsworth's voice else i call shenanigans on you

My only regret . . . is that I have . . . Bone-itis!

 

[Serge A. Storms]

I would never want to deprive you of my company, which is why the bomb strapped to my chest will be triggered when my pulse reaches zero.

 

[War Penguin]

"Dying tickles..."
or
"I'm gonna take a nap..."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

ding ding ding, Weeeeeee have a winner:

Spoiler

enjoy :3

 

[twostripe]

dont worry im a pro at this

 

[Zaksav91]

"Bury me face down, I want the world to kiss my rosy white ass!"

 

[Above]

*points at someone* You,Stink...*Falls dead*

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Is there a 911 for strippers?

 

[Queen Michael]

Nobel Prize? For me? Oh, you shouldn't have!

 

[Rock4ever]

"Alright, pay attention. I'm only doing this once"

Good one!
Or something like:
"Wait a minute, I'll be right back..."
"If I turn in one of this zombies - kill me. Again..."
"Hey, don't be a *****, go away! I can't do it, when you watchin'!"