what do you want your last words to be?

[Mr. Fancy Pants]

"Hey guys! Watch this!"

Alternatively "Yes, I'm fucking sure I can make the jump!"

 

[archaicmalevolence]

"and that was how i defeated zombie Abe Lincoln"

 

[crudus]

"So there are these two muffins in an oven. One turns to the other and says "it is hot in here" the other sa-"*dies*

Basically just die right before the punchline of a joke.

 

[navyjeff]

"In order to find my treasure you will need to find... *Die*"

I will go to hell, but I will go laghting of the poor fellow who tries to find my non-existant treasure.

"I-It's a dud...IT'S A DUD!!!!!" Free cookie for whoever gets the reference!

Disgaea?

Fail! Pearl Harbor the movie

Indeed, that movie was full of fail. Let us never speak of it again.


My contribution:
"THAT... WAS... AWESOME!"

Go out with a bang, and live to know you went out with a bang.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"I tried. I failed...I told you so" - This is a bit of a stab at my teachers and parents

 

[TiloXofXTanto]

"If it is indeed possible that I'm going to die within this hour, I would like everyone who lives past this day to know one thing: regardless of circumstance, situation, aftermath, cause, personal inclinations, and your own involvement in my death, I blame the French, for the sheer purpose of causing you all to wonder, why I did not instead blame *dies*"

 

[Valdus]

End of line...

 

[Adremmalech]

"They're coming through the walls!"

 

[Ogargd]

What's this button do?

 

[DigitalAtlas]

"Go listen to 'Earth Angel' covered by Death Cab for Cutie."

In Hell, I'll laugh that my final sin was getting that beauty stuck in people's heads for eternity.

 

[Bloodastral]

Not this thread again......ugh.....

 

[Wuggy]

"lol brb"

 

[Detective Prince]

"Dammit...I'm 90 and I'm still gonna die...Before the end of Naruto..."

 

[batti]

"Well, fuck this"

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

"Well, this sucks."

or

"That seemed like a good idea in my head."

or most likely,

"See you later, space cowboy."

 

[Random berk]

On my gravestone:
Damn it man, you told me the volcano was extinct!

 

[Mondo_Generator]

Barriers overwhelmed. Auto-saving. Archival upload commencing. No carrier. No carrier. No carrier *Dead*

 

[ZodiacMaster101]

"I'll see you all in hell"

or

"looks like I just *puts on sunglasses* kicked the bucket,
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[blazeion212]

"Well (closest person dead), I'll see you in the morning.

 

[Ashcrexl]

"Frickin finally! I've waited an entire lifetime for this!"