what do you want your last words to be?

[Silverfox99]

"Of course backyard wrestling is safe..."

"Come on Honey...it was only your sister..."

or

"Co-Op kinect kickboxing is so awesome..."

 

[GeneralChaos]

"Well, that was a good run. Shame about the heat death of the universe thing, another billion or two years and we would have fixed it."

 

[kelevra]

This.

This. So. much. This. Greatest Penny Arcade EVER.

 

[William MacKay]

if i get stabbed/shot:
'its just a flesh wound.'

if its of a disease:
'*gets all my friends, family and one guy i hate (lets call him Jeff)* jeff, i had to say this. thank god you flew overseas at great expense... i needed to say... you are a massive fucking prick.'
or:
'eat this hotdog.' *hotdog explodes*
or:
'tell my wife... she isnt getting the house. i left it to the dog.'
cookies for references?

 

[Ladette]

/psychotic laughter
/die

 

[shadowslayer81]

I will have a long and incredibly thought out monologue that I will say.
It will speak out against stupidity, hatred, ignorance, and the evils of the world.

I haven't thought of it yet though, heck, I have an entire lifetime to figure it out.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

No reason to be sad folks. We had the greatest time imaginable. Havent wasted any day we spent or done anything we should regret.
Dont forget to throw a big party ok. And you better make it fucking epic.
Oh and **** sorry for shagging your girl.But , you know...damn...right?
*dead*

 

[lukemdizzle]

respawn in 10, 9, 8, 7....

 

[Zenron]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

I like Blade Runner ok?!

 

[FinalDream]

I want mine to kind of sad, yeah, exactly like this!

(Start at one minute)


Then I regenerate and be on my merry way

I wish

 

[SmilingWorlock]

It is better to die for (insert favourite thing to die for) than to live for yourself.

Or, to quote an old SMBC comic: "The cure for cancer is..."

 

[Nickompoop]

"My will is in the ouasberaioseb next to the aoeubrsb."
You know, just to screw with my family a little bit.

 

[thedevilscousin]

"aaah 'tis you old merry friend, death. I embrace your arms"
or "I left the toilet seat up and the fridge open"

 

[Mozza444]

I don't care what i say..
All i know is i want to die the same way i was born.
Kicking screaming and covered in somebody else's blood.

 

[hydrahh]

Mine would be:


"I'm coming" Then die of a massive coronary and fall on top of the playboy bunny I am having sex with

 

[SonofaJohannes]

"Are you really a doctor?"

 

[plugav]

"What could possibly go wrong?" [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong]

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

"I hate high llama!" Either that or "You fool! What have you d-" to someone who just did something of small significance.

 

[Virgilthepagan]

No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans! I just need a little more time!

(points to profile pic)