what do you want your last words to be?

[Eijarel]

"Sayonara suckers!"

 

[Alssadar]

"Tch. Didn't make much sense, anyways."

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I'll be back.

 

[Ren3004]

"Told ya..."

If I'm gonna die, I might as well be smug about it.

 

[LegionDre]

"Quick there is not much time! I just want to let you know I'm sorry for poisoning you last night. I was just so jealous of your achievements in life. you will find the antidote in a small zip-lock bag under my ARRGH"

 

[MrRetroSpectacles]

I..outlasted...Osama.

 

[MadarseLizard]

"Oh no, no more group sex, hallucinogenics and Monty Python for me thanks! Okay, just one more then."

 

[restoshammyman]

the earth seems to rush towards me really quickly *splat*

 

[ddrfr33k]

"Everything is clearer now. Life is just a dream, you know? It's never ending....
...
...
I'm...ascending..."

 

[vrbtny]

Role 20 on Jesus skill...

or

What? But that doesn't make any sense!!(When I've been defeated by something which has outsmarted me)

 

[DoctorPhil]

"I'll be haunting you in your sleep, Stanley Hendrikson."

I don't know any Stanley Hendrikson, but all the Stanley Hendriksons of the world will shit their pants.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Best. lifetime. ever!

 

[deserteagleeye]

"I-It's a dud...IT'S A DUD!!!!!" Free cookie for whoever gets the reference!

 

[Android2137]

"I can't believe you're going to sit there and let me die like this..."
BAM, SCARRED WHOEVER IT IS FOR LIFE.

This but with RED TEXT!!!
"I can't believe you're going to sit there and let me die like this..."

See,it looks much better in red.
Or maybe purple is more your thing.

Umineko?

OT: "I understand now... I understand everything! Listen! The answer to the meaning of life is--"

 

[Zhadramekel]

The cake is... a... lie...

Dang it. I was gonna say that one. As an alternative though I guess:
"I just lost the game... for the last time. *cough* *dies*"

 

[GeneWard]

"Ninjas. Damn."

 

[holographicman]

dr nick impression: bye everybody

 

[LegionDre]

"I would just like to let everyone know...That I suck...And that I'm a girl...And I like ribbons in my hair...And I want to kiss all the boys."

 

[LegionDre]

"I so called shotgun..."

 

[Backstabber]

"I just wanted to say ... that I've always hated you the most."