What about sharks with friggan' laser beams attached to their heads?george144 said:A death ray, some henchman and an underground base. Oh and a pony.
I would like a job too. Does this mean we are like an unemployed brotherhood?sorry user name taken. said:madbird-valiant said:Both would be nice, but preferably a job xDsorry user name taken. said:what to be happy or a job....
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This I'm so lonelyxmetatr0nx said:This. oh and:Kukul said:Girls
pam pam pam papam
All I really want is girls...
I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
This. You could do anything dangerous without fear of the consequences!SoonerMatt said:Wolverine's healing power.
unknownquantity said:I would like a job too. Does this mean we are like an unemployed brotherhood?sorry user name taken. said:madbird-valiant said:Both would be nice, but preferably a job xDsorry user name taken. said:what to be happy or a job....
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Other than that i would quite like a Curlywurly, a prawn cocktail sandwich, a small island,a big wallet, 125 million euros, at least 12 concubines, 1 wife, a small army, a bigger television, a pilots licence, a time machine, a freezer that never runs out of ice cream, a cow that produces cold milk, and a mountain made of reeses cups. I reckon that i may get two or three of those in my lifetime.
That's not immortality, because you can die. You have to be specific. Also, you don't want eternal life, you want eternal youth and the ability to pull the plug when you've had enough.The_Oracle said:What do I want....
From my earliest, traumatizing childhood to the present day, there's always been something I've craved more than anything else, ever since I understood what death was.
Immortality.
Hear me out here. This isn't medieval times, where women are extremely likely to die in childbirth, disease runs rampant, and doctors would rather drain your blood for kicks and giggles rather than figure out what's wrong with you. This is the twenty-first century, where doctors have never been as well-trained and as knowledgeable as they are now, and medical advances are at an all-time high.
This is literally the greatest era ever to be born in if your intention is to live longer. And yes, I can get how immortality might be boring, and you would exhaust the possibilities available to you, and your loved ones might die and blah blah blah blah blah, but it's better than fading away. To quote a Final Fantasy boss, I don't want to fade away. I'd rather die! Okay, funny joke aside, seriously- there is a significant amount of evidence which points towards a singularity happening in the near future, and for the non-scientists out there, it basically means, technology is increasing at an exponential rate until it reaches the point where man and machine can become one. It's a transhumanist's wet dream.
But most importantly, with the singularity, comes more chances to stave off death. Nanonmachines, advanced medical treatments, new and revolutionary treatments, cyborg enhancements- all of these things come with a singularity. Why bow to Death when we can kick him in the balls? Why bother dying if we don't have to? And that's my goal. To kick Death in the balls and live eternally, doing whatever the hell I want until the day I decide to let myself go.
And it would be so awesome.
They do indeed still make them and a good thing it is too for they keep me on the straight and narrow. Were you under the impression they did not make them or did you think i did thought that they did not make them (oh god, i hate that sentence)?sorry user name taken. said:unknownquantity said:I would like a job too. Does this mean we are like an unemployed brotherhood?sorry user name taken. said:madbird-valiant said:Both would be nice, but preferably a job xDsorry user name taken. said:what to be happy or a job....
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Other than that i would quite like a Curlywurly, a prawn cocktail sandwich, a small island,a big wallet, 125 million euros, at least 12 concubines, 1 wife, a small army, a bigger television, a pilots licence, a time machine, a freezer that never runs out of ice cream, a cow that produces cold milk, and a mountain made of reeses cups. I reckon that i may get two or three of those in my lifetime.
>.>...wait a god damn minute .....
they still make curly wurlys!!!! D<
don't see curly wurlys around these parts no sireeeunknownquantity said:They do indeed still make them and a good thing it is too for they keep me on the straight and narrow. Were you under the impression they did not make them or did you think i did thought that they did not make them (oh god, i hate that sentence)?sorry user name taken. said:unknownquantity said:I would like a job too. Does this mean we are like an unemployed brotherhood?sorry user name taken. said:madbird-valiant said:Both would be nice, but preferably a job xDsorry user name taken. said:what to be happy or a job....
;___;
XD
Other than that i would quite like a Curlywurly, a prawn cocktail sandwich, a small island,a big wallet, 125 million euros, at least 12 concubines, 1 wife, a small army, a bigger television, a pilots licence, a time machine, a freezer that never runs out of ice cream, a cow that produces cold milk, and a mountain made of reeses cups. I reckon that i may get two or three of those in my lifetime.
>.>...wait a god damn minute .....
they still make curly wurlys!!!! D<
Well they are alive and well in my parts although i think they are only available in a multipack of 5. Thats not such a bad thing though as why would you not want 5? I believe Co-op's are a good place to check out and also Somerfield stores are quite good for the acquisition of curlywurly snacks.sorry user name taken. said:don't see curly wurlys around these parts no sireee