I'm not religious, so I can forget about Jesus.
I'm not stupid, so I can forget about Santa Claus.
As for turkey, snow, songs and alcohol, screw those things because none of them interests me the slightest, even in December.
For myself, it's all about getting those presents and money from relatives.
The only thing I appreciate on Christmas is getting those gifts. Call me selfish if you want but they're just giving me them regardless if I asked for it or not.