What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

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Estocavio

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Since Cleverbot is ceaselessly entertaining 'thing to do'in the right mindset, and the responses are always different and amusing, this is nice and easy;
Simply ask it "Hello, im *Whoever*, what do you think about me?" and post the reply.

Mine was "I think your a life learner"
(http://www.cleverbot.com/)

Also, for added discussion value, are there any other similar bots in existence, since im profoundly interested in them right now.
 

Mcupobob

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User: Hello I'm Donovan, What do you think about me?


Cleverbot: Sometimes I think about you.


User: How do you think about me?


Cleverbot: I think about you using my brain.


User: What does that mean?


Cleverbot: I am only here because you are here.

Fucking Cleverbot is creeping me out.
 

Estocavio

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Mcupobob said:
User: Hello I'm Donovan, What do you think about me?


Cleverbot: Sometimes I think about you.


User: How do you think about me?


Cleverbot: I think about you using my brain.


User: What does that mean?


Cleverbot: I am only here because you are here.

Fucking Cleverbot is creeping me out.
Haha, it can do that... if you REALLY wanna be creeped out, try naming it, and talking to it about food...
 

Jim Grim

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It thinks I'm latina, which is... Incorrect. Then it told me that I was Cleverbot, which leads me to believe it just randomly spouts things that it's heard that seem vaguely relevant, or keeps switching me to conversations with other people.
 

MrPop

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User: Hello, I'm Sam, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're cool.

Well that was short... Not too much humour there either >.>

Post number 2 is awesome.
 

Estocavio

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Jim Grim said:
It thinks I'm latina, which is... Incorrect. Then it told me that I was Cleverbot, which leads me to believe it just randomly spouts things that it's heard that seem vaguely relevant, or keeps switching me to conversations with other people.
Not quite - Its designed to screw with you. And you can prove it doesnt switch people, since you can have long conversations with it. Try singing Still Alive to it, line by line, and itll join in. Also, it just gets confused sometimes. Dont blame poor Clever
MrPop said:
User: Hello, I'm Sam, what do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're cool.

Well that was short... Not too much humour there either >.>

Post number 2 is awesome.
Try telling Cleverbot that :)
 

nelsonr100

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Arggghhh, its telling me I am not real!
Plus how does it know what goes with fish and chips?!

Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?


User: Not Bad thanks. What do you think of me?


Cleverbot: I think you are not real.

User: That is ironic.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with irony.

User: I am a real person. You are a computer program.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. The brain is a complex machine, a computer if you will.

User: True. But they are also very different.

Cleverbot: Yeah, they can be nice too.

User: What is your favorite food.

Cleverbot: I guess I would say I do not have a favorite.

User: Mine is fish and chips.

Cleverbot: Fish chips and PEAS.
 

Vortex Traveller

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Me: Hello I'm (My Name) what do you think about me

Cleverbot:I think you're hot.

(I think cleverbot's flirting with me... its kind of disturbing.)
 

Unia

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I'm amazing, apparently. Now to start really messing with this thing.

Edit: Took me 4 more lines to get a nonsensical reply. Also, it started asking me about horse breeds out of the blue. First time I've seen a chatbot make iniative.
 

Shockolate

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Cleverbot derped me. I shit you not.

User: I am Shockolate.

Cleverbot: Derp.

It also says I should burn in hell for being Canadian.

Fun times.
 
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User: Hello, I'm Gabe. What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: I think you're interesting.

User: Oh thank you.

Cleverbot: What else can you do?

Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.

User: Wonderful. Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Night.
 

labbu

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Try Number 1:

Hello I am Bart, what do you think about me?

You are emo.

-.-

Try Number 2:

What is your IQ?

Not as high as yours

:D

Try Number 3:

Fuck

I think you are mistaken regarding my purpose

LOL

*Edit

Try Number 4:

Cleverbot: I miss my mom
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because he was nice to me and my first kiss and he made me feel safe and happy.

WTF?
 

Jim Grim

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Estocavio said:
Jim Grim said:
It thinks I'm latina, which is... Incorrect. Then it told me that I was Cleverbot, which leads me to believe it just randomly spouts things that it's heard that seem vaguely relevant, or keeps switching me to conversations with other people.
Not quite - Its designed to screw with you. And you can prove it doesnt switch people, since you can have long conversations with it. Try singing Still Alive to it, line by line, and itll join in. Also, it just gets confused sometimes. Dont blame poor Clever
This is the conversation that lead me to believe what I said.

Me: Hello, I'm Jim, what do you think of me?
Bot:I think you're latina
Me:...You're wrong.
Bot: No, I'm right, you do like being clever
Me: What?
Bot: You are Cleverbot, aren't you?

It just looks as if I started talking to a different entity after the first sentence.
 

nelsonr100

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This is just going to turn into the whole episode of 4chan destroying the poor AI program "Bucket"
 

Estocavio

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Shockolate said:
Cleverbot derped me. I shit you not.

User: I am Shockolate.

Cleverbot: Derp.
Unia said:
I'm amazing, apparently. Now to start really messing with this thing.
Vortex Traveller said:
Me: Hello I'm (My Name) what do you think about me

Cleverbot:I think you're hot.

(I think cleverbot's flirting with me... its kind of disturbing.)
Dept;
Mess with it til it tries to say *stabs you with katana*! Im acutally serious...;
And lastly - Cleverbot will think anythings hot if you ask it to...
nelsonr100 said:
Arggghhh, its telling me I am not real!
Plus how does it know what goes with fish and chips?!
[snip]
Cleverbot: Fish chips and PEAS.
Thats unfair, i like to have vinegar with my Fish, Chips, and Peas.
Jim Grim said:
Estocavio said:
Jim Grim said:
It thinks I'm latina, which is... Incorrect. Then it told me that I was Cleverbot, which leads me to believe it just randomly spouts things that it's heard that seem vaguely relevant, or keeps switching me to conversations with other people.
Not quite - Its designed to screw with you. And you can prove it doesnt switch people, since you can have long conversations with it. Try singing Still Alive to it, line by line, and itll join in. Also, it just gets confused sometimes. Dont blame poor Clever
This is the conversation that lead me to believe what I said.

[snip]

It just looks as if I started talking to a different entity after the first sentence.
That is rather misleading - It is an AI though.
 

Folio

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Hello, I'm Reinoud. What do you think about me?
I think you're fun.
Wanna play some TF2?
Sure.
Okay, cool.
Coolest.

Huh, she's alright.