ok. i put whiskey, about several or dozen so gulps into a 2/3 full can of caffine free diet coke because i drink late and i don't want to be wired, and i don't want to get fat. and it's coke not because it makes it taste better, but so my parents don't notice a bottle of whiskey in my room. all they'll see is 3-4 empty cans of coke and me pretending to sleep on the bed. then when they leave, it's right back to facebook where my ex will surely instant message me and i will begin to drunk type and about god knows what and she NEVER figures out i'm drunker than drunk because i "pwomised her i would stop" so she would assume i was drinking my brains out. she lied to me, i can lie to her!!!
no, i'm not drunk right now. but after this, i will tonight, on a school night.
fuck me