What does your bio say about you?

[triggrhappy94]

Pretty much all in the title. What does your profile bio (escapist, facebook, or otherwise) say about you? This includes, what does it say literally, and what does it suggest about you.

My facebook bios is a movie quote...

There he goes.One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

 

[SckizoBoy]

*shrug* Nothing beyond the fact that I'm a banana/twinkie.

Motto, though, is usually about getting drunk and how God approves of beer.

 

[Hollock]

My facebook page says I'm the foremost expert on lambskin condoms at columbia university.

here it is exactly
Jeremy Hawkins is the foremost expert on lambskin condoms at Columbia University. In his free time he likes to... wait he sleeps 14 hours a day and never leaves his house..

 

[The Wykydtron]

My Escapist bio says that i like The World God Only Knows wayyyyyyy to much, my XBL bio is Persona 3 related, well it will be until i find a good quote from Persona 4 XD

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My Escapist bio says this:
"Well it's become clear to me that I can't maintain my policy of only giving out my identity to those I trust, seeing as I'm now an aspiring Multimedia Producer and all. So anyway, I'm 29 and as I said I'm an aspiring multimedia producer."

 

[Neverhoodian]

My Escapist profile says...that I really need to update it. I graduated from college over a year and a half ago, yet I still have myself down as a student.

 

[Palademon]

Escapist Bio:Your average british Ginja Ninja

I don't think that requires much explanation.

 

[FamoFunk]

Escapist Bio: "Meh, Nothing special. Don't expect much and your already on the right track. Simple person with a simple mind that thinks too much. Leads to complications".


Sums me up.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

Escapist bio: I was born in Chicago, but I currently live in Atlanta. I play music. Hopefully, I will be able to play music for a living. Failing that, I'd like to be a writer. Failing that, I suppose I'll go to law school.

What does my bio say about me? Uh.. It says that I'm a transplant, a musician, a writer, a good debater, and at a crossroads in my life.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Escapist Bio: "I was born, now I'm here."

Prime example of that brevity is wit.

 

[FalloutJack]

Go read it if you're so damn curious.

 

[Kieros]

Bio from wherever:

What that says about me: That I am completely boring and uninteresting? Worth Nothing? Too lazy to fill stuff in?

 

[OldKingClancy]

My Bio: I'm a Scot with a PS3 and a worrying obsession with Kate Upton.

 

[Cheesus333]

That I can write in English, and little else. I can't remember what it actually says, I think it just says "Yes". So it doesn't even succeed in that objective very well.

Go read it if you're so damn curious.

And I did! God damn it I did!

It essentially says you're made of some basic biological components. So that's good to know.

 

[Vonnis]

Absolutely nothing, just the way I like it. I don't see any point in posting a small (=horribly simplified) description of myself anywhere online.

 

[Kargathia]

I can't remember, so it probably wasn't interesting.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

"I have a mohawk"

Pretty simple... all true