What does your car say about you?

[Brawndo]

For those in other countries, it's big in America to plaster our cars with bumper stickers, window decals, unique paint jobs and other things that give other drivers some insight into our personalities and interests.

- I drive a stock four-door Honda Accord, which is pretty neutral and doesn't say much on its own
- I have a rear window decal bragging to all which university I went to and what college football team I support
- I have a bumper sticker that says "Be Nice to America or We'll Bring Democracy to Your Country", possibly showing my liberal views, or that I have a sarcastic sense of humor (although I don't know how others view it, they might just think I'm a prick, maybe rightfully so)


So what does your car say about you?

 

[crudus]

I have a parking sticker on the windshield that expired 3 years ago (I can't get the damn thing off). It says I went to a certain high school and was a senior. I have no bumper stickers or anything else of the sort. I guess you tell me.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I have a small, non-descript car.

Translation: I love being able to park easily and have a good turning radius.

 

[kalt_13]

mine needs a few repairs, it says about me i'm broke

 

[Sight Unseen]

It says that I don't own a car

 

[gabe12301]

My bike says that I can't get a licence because I'm not 16 yet T_T

 

[infohippie]

I think my car says "I don't give a shit about cars, but I need to do a lot of driving." It's a not-too-new, not-too-old Ford Falcon. A fair bit of hail damage on the body from the severe hailstorm Perth had last winter, one broken wing-mirror that I haven't bothered fixing for the last two years. No stickers at all, although I'm thinking of getting a Darwin Fish [http://www.darwinfish.com/catalog/], to express my contempt for creationists.
Random assortment of crap on the floors and back seat. Engine & other mechanical and electrical parts in decent shape. Plenty of room inside, I've transported twelve full desktop computers in it (with monitors) and still had plenty of room for a passenger.

 

[Dango]

My lack of one says I'm not old enough to get my licence yet.

 

[Vault101]

it has a touch of "bogan" (Australian equivalent of white trash) because I have black seat covers with red asian dragons on them, but really im not bogan at all

and I think asian dragons are awsome!!

 

[PunkyMcGee]

It says my job sucks since I take the bus.

 

[Gaiseric]

Made me think of this
Also my car is...not in the best of shape(transmission, alternator, O2 sensor, catalytic converter, rusted frame, it shakes more than it should, shocks aren't great, leaks a little, and has scuffed/worn paint in some spots).
All in all it says I'm tall and broke. YEAAA!

edit: I forgot it does have a NRA sticker on it so it also says I like guns

 

[NOHC]

What some of my cars have said about me:

94' GTP Grand Prix - That I spent more time in rental cars than driving my GTP, and that I really wanted an Alfa Romeo to sit broken down in my driveway, but I just couldn't commit to watching it rust while not driving it.

90' Cutlass Supreme International - That I had a thing for cheesy looking 80's digital goodness heads-up displays & bar graph speedometers.

84' Celebrity Eurosport coupe - That I'd just given up.

 

[googleboy]

Mine says:
"Hi, I have more money than sense and that's why I bought this car. See my license plate bracket, that's the name of a fancy school, isn't it cool?"

My car says I'm a pompous ass. I'm not, I swear I'm not.

 

[Jodah]

My truck says "This man favors function over form. He does not care what his vehicle looks like and likely drives it better than you do." It irritates me when I see people driving large trucks such as F-150s and ***** when they get a scratch, the people that are afraid to put stuff in the back of a truck because it might hurt it. If you drive a pickup truck put the damn thing to work!

I drive a 95 Chevy S-10.

 

[Midnight Crossroads]

My car is a white, Mazda3 sedan. I keep it clean, and I have a can of airspray in the door pocket for when I transport food in the vehicle. Aside from three parking stickers in my windshield and two as reminders for autorepair, I don't have any stickers on it. I named it Angelos. I've got a hookup for my mp3 player so I can listen to my music while I drive. It is not a car I'm ashamed to take someone out in. If it says anything, I guess that I have a low-key style.

 

[RatRace123]

It says I don't have one.
Nyek nyek nyek.

 

[SwimmingRock]

It says my job sucks since I take the bus.

This for about 50%. The other 50% is the fact that I hate driving. Even I don't understand why I have all 5 licenses.

 

[emeraldrafael]

That I live in the past and dont care much about it.

My car is a 1995 SE grand am and actually still has the manual windows. though its got a CD player in it at least.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

1999 Chrysler Minivan.
It says I can't afford a car so I just put cool bumperstickers on the family van until I get one of my own.
(I got The Stig on the rear window)