What does your car say about you?

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DustyDrB

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My car says...that I like coffee, but take turns to sharp (in other words, I have a bad coffee stain on my floorboard). A word of advice to fellow coffee drinkers: invest in travel mugs.

Mine also says that I spend a lot of time at the beach, as there is sand everywhere.
 

harmypants

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Blue delivery van. Says I'm either a pedo, a postal worker, in a band, or some strange combination of the three
 

KefkaCultist

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1996 Chevy Lumina with one decal of the american flag on the back from the previous owner.

It means that I'm still stuck in the 90's, I can't afford anything better, and I'm too lazy to take the decal off.
 

Dags90

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It says where I go to school, and where I go to the shore. It also says I'm messy. Other than that, not much. My car is a champagne foreign late 90's sedan. It's about generic as cars get.
 

DragonChi

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um..the fact that I don't own a car, would either say A LOT about me, or nothing at all. I'm not sure which, lol.
 

Sonicron

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Form over function. It's butt-ugly and has a dent on the back that's happily rusting away because I have no money to get it fixed. Aside from that, it has room to move and about as much storage capacity as an average pickup, which is why I love it.
 

Hader

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My jeep says I win a crash against most other vehicles in my state.

Also, Cherokee's are just awesome.
 

PettingZOOPONY

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DragonChi said:
um..the fact that I don't own a car, would either say A LOT about me, or nothing at all. I'm not sure which, lol.
The fact you end up paying a huge chunk of your income per year to drive only 3 miles most of the time when you can walk or buy a bike.
 

Flishiz

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I drive a Volvo, which psychologically indicates that my parents gave me their car.
 

Chefodeath

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Brawndo said:
For those in other countries, it's big in America to plaster our cars with bumper stickers, window decals, unique paint jobs and other things that give other drivers some insight into our personalities and interests.

- I drive a stock four-door Honda Accord, which is pretty neutral and doesn't say much on its own
- I have a rear window decal bragging to all which university I went to and what college football team I support
- I have a bumper sticker that says "Be Nice to America or We'll Bring Democracy to Your Country", possibly showing my liberal views, or that I have a sarcastic sense of humor (although I don't know how others view it, they might just think I'm a prick, maybe rightfully so)


So what does your car say about you?
This is the kind of car I fantasize about ramming into when I'm behind them.

This should say all the much more seeing as I don't have a car!
 

hakojo

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Feb 28, 2011
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I have two bumper stickers on my car: "KAYABUKI - ARAMAKI 2012" and "WWGFD?" They explain everything anyone needs to know about my political and religious beliefs, but I've yet to meet anyone who gets both of them at the same time. When I find that person, I'm going to ask them to marry me on the spot.

So I guess my car says that I'm a girl who's varied in her nerd-dom (my gender is made immediately clear by the tachikoma plush in my rear window and the massive amount of sparkly things hanging from my rearview mirror.)

I don't know enough about car stigma to assign any kind of meaning to the fact that I'm on my second Ford ZX2 Escort; I'll leave that to y'all.
 

pyramid head grape

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I don't drive I get driven with 35 other people on one of these
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