What does your country do best?
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True...Rawne1980 said:
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But beyond all of these things, the one activity that Britain shall never be knocked from our number one spot, and that is... drinking tea! No nation will ever drink tea with more style, panache or aplomb as Britain!
Lord of the Rings and other movie sets which demand a crap-ton of scenic/greenery.
Also Rugby.
And dairy products
Also Rugby.
And dairy products
We do the following best:
Queuing.
Complaining (often about queuing and the weather, particularly rain).
Drinking tea.
Aggravating people abroad - I hate my fellow country men too.
Comedy - we have to be able to laugh at ourselves.
Special Forces - ours are regarded as the best in the world.
Tolerance apparently, but look at the Daily Mail and you'll beg to differ.
Hating Europe - I disagree with this.
Teenage pregnancy.
Drinking lots and lots of alcohol.
Being crap at football in regards to Europe and the World Cup.
Still not figured it out? I'm from Britain or more precisely England.
Queuing.
Complaining (often about queuing and the weather, particularly rain).
Drinking tea.
Aggravating people abroad - I hate my fellow country men too.
Comedy - we have to be able to laugh at ourselves.
Special Forces - ours are regarded as the best in the world.
Tolerance apparently, but look at the Daily Mail and you'll beg to differ.
Hating Europe - I disagree with this.
Teenage pregnancy.
Drinking lots and lots of alcohol.
Being crap at football in regards to Europe and the World Cup.
Still not figured it out? I'm from Britain or more precisely England.
Yeah, didn't we just have this thread last month?
Ah well, same answer as before: the UK has the best comedy, and hell, we seem to have the best actors.
We also have the best pie. And I mean meat pie. You cannot beat a british steak and ale pie. You just can't.
Ah well, same answer as before: the UK has the best comedy, and hell, we seem to have the best actors.
We also have the best pie. And I mean meat pie. You cannot beat a british steak and ale pie. You just can't.
Well...Culturally or Racially?
Like....I was born in Australia, but I grew up and was raised in the middle eastern communities...because my Dad was born and raised in Turkey, and many of his family in Syria.
So what does Australia do well? Drink, be racist, pick fights they can't win without overwhelming odds, grow fat people. Seriously, second highest obesity rate in the world, a horrible case of tall poppy syndrome engrained in the culture, alcohol, and funnily enough - apathy AND racism. Honestly, I can't really think of something Australia does really well except for "doesn't interfere with what I do in my spare time" and "doesn't participate in random wars around the world."
Turkey and Syria? They do violence brilliantly. Give them a knife and a cannon and watch them go. The food and culture is pretty amazing. Though that's subjective. They've got some pretty strong family values and ethical values rooted in the culture; which isn't bad I suppose. They also do body hair and sweat pretty well, but they're beaten by Armenians, Lebs and Greeks.
Like....I was born in Australia, but I grew up and was raised in the middle eastern communities...because my Dad was born and raised in Turkey, and many of his family in Syria.
So what does Australia do well? Drink, be racist, pick fights they can't win without overwhelming odds, grow fat people. Seriously, second highest obesity rate in the world, a horrible case of tall poppy syndrome engrained in the culture, alcohol, and funnily enough - apathy AND racism. Honestly, I can't really think of something Australia does really well except for "doesn't interfere with what I do in my spare time" and "doesn't participate in random wars around the world."
Turkey and Syria? They do violence brilliantly. Give them a knife and a cannon and watch them go. The food and culture is pretty amazing. Though that's subjective. They've got some pretty strong family values and ethical values rooted in the culture; which isn't bad I suppose. They also do body hair and sweat pretty well, but they're beaten by Armenians, Lebs and Greeks.
Northern Ireland.
Good for turning any internet debate that gives even the barest reference to our country into an absolute wasteland of sectarian nonsense.
Also sinking stuff.
We built the Titanic:
[HEADING=1] Whoops![/HEADING]
Then there was that time the Spanish Armada visited us
[HEADING=1]Ai Caramba![/HEADING]
Then there's Dunseverick Castle, standing for over 1500 years, visited by St. Patrick Himself and one of the most important castles on the North coast.
[HEADING=1]Good grief, it's a fricking castle. How on earth do you even sink a bloody castle?!?[/HEADING]
Good for turning any internet debate that gives even the barest reference to our country into an absolute wasteland of sectarian nonsense.
Also sinking stuff.
We built the Titanic:
Then there was that time the Spanish Armada visited us
[HEADING=1]Ai Caramba![/HEADING]
Then there's Dunseverick Castle, standing for over 1500 years, visited by St. Patrick Himself and one of the most important castles on the North coast.
Teenage pregnancy. From what I remember Scotland is pretty good at that.
Oh, and we make the best non-alcoholic drink as well. Which is of course Irn Bru.
Oh, and we make the best non-alcoholic drink as well. Which is of course Irn Bru.
Well I reckon Australia produces some of the best fires, and consequently best fire fighters in the world. Upper management less so however.
Complaining about the cold even though we know its coming for a good 10 out of the twele months of the year and being a big hat for USA.
Actually we have pioneered a bunch of really great enviromentally friendly ways to get oil out of the ground but no one seems willing to listen or look at the facts. Instead they call it dirty oil and *slap*. Ok I stopped myself before this rant got to out of hand.
Actually we have pioneered a bunch of really great enviromentally friendly ways to get oil out of the ground but no one seems willing to listen or look at the facts. Instead they call it dirty oil and *slap*. Ok I stopped myself before this rant got to out of hand.
My country does best proving that Sacha Baron Cohen is human equivalent of fart-joke. Try to guess where I'm from.
Australia
Drinking
Racism
Sports
BBQs
Swearing
Mateship
We have the best BBQs in the world, like seriously.
Also in regards to swearing this what could be a following conversation between to good mates:
NSFW Lots and lots of swearing.
Drinking
Racism
Sports
BBQs
Swearing
Mateship
We have the best BBQs in the world, like seriously.
Also in regards to swearing this what could be a following conversation between to good mates:
NSFW Lots and lots of swearing.
Bloke: How ya going, ****?
Fella: Fucking alright mate, ya self?
Bloke: Yeah, not to bad, eh. Hey mate can I pinch a dury?
Fella: Yeah, nah it's me last one, eh.
Bloke: Fuck, you're a tightass ****.
Fella: Go fuck yourself, bud.
Bloke: Fuck off ****, gimme a fucking dury.
Fella: Just go down to the servo and buy a pack, ya lazy ****.
Bloke: Mate, you're a fucking drongo, ya know?
Fella: Fucking alright mate, ya self?
Bloke: Yeah, not to bad, eh. Hey mate can I pinch a dury?
Fella: Yeah, nah it's me last one, eh.
Bloke: Fuck, you're a tightass ****.
Fella: Go fuck yourself, bud.
Bloke: Fuck off ****, gimme a fucking dury.
Fella: Just go down to the servo and buy a pack, ya lazy ****.
Bloke: Mate, you're a fucking drongo, ya know?