What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

Recommended Videos

nmatters

New member
Sep 8, 2009
28
0
0
Stian:

Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.
Stian is the best.

Awesome =D
 

Jonatron

New member
Sep 8, 2008
498
0
0
"Jon"
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

I'm happy with that. The whole five+ pages seem like an appreciation of those who dropped the h.
 

Aura Guardian

New member
Apr 23, 2008
5,114
0
0
Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells shit however he wants so don't correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.
It was going well until the end. God I hate that.
 

MegaMannZero

New member
Oct 8, 2009
45
0
0
Real Name: Rudy

Def: 1. Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue.

2. A person who gives it their all just like Rudy in the movie Rudy. A person who will get pwnd and get right back up and get some more.

3. (is just creepy) a guy who is nice and likes my notes;p
 

Kukakkau

New member
Feb 9, 2008
1,898
0
0
For my username? Nothing which doesn't surprise me

For my actual name:
Scott
a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive

And another entry said

Scott
See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris
 

Hollock

New member
Jun 26, 2009
3,282
0
0
my username
it's offensive
The greatest person the world has ever seen. A slick ass mothafucker nigga with a big dick to match. Refer to nigga lick
my real name (full name) Someone who loves to drink. a crazy-assed individual with orgasmic sexual skills, but is trying to keep a low cover. A guy who is smart and has a big penis
 

Marmalade

New member
Mar 23, 2009
218
0
0
Filip:

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. also likes to wear alot of gold.
Filip also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"
dammm that Filip is a boss,
Oh my god, i love Filip
Filip always gets all the girls

Also:

an other word for "god";
godlike person

Both are awsome.
 

Eggsnham

New member
Apr 29, 2009
4,054
0
0
David.

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

Hell yeah.
 

Ciarang

Elite Member
Dec 4, 2008
1,427
0
41
Urban Dictionary said:
Code:
[b]Ciaran:[/b]
A sexy-licious Irishman who has an extremely nice jelly which Leah-Anne should keep her nasty paws off. Anyways, back to ciaran. He has a very advanced case of sexy-itis. You get the picture.

...Yay?
 

Gincairn

New member
Jan 14, 2010
318
0
0
While my username wasn't listed my real name was, and I liked it

Urban Dictionary said:
The kind of guy that will set your entire house on fire if he gets bored.

conversational climax; a mind orgasm.

code for a hot guy. cannot be used in the case of females.
 

NotAPie

New member
Jan 19, 2009
2,095
0
0
Andrew:
Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser
"Man, is Andrew cool. I wish I was him..."
Also, it says this:
the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows.
Damn right.
 

BNguyen

New member
Mar 10, 2009
857
0
0
well, I'd rather not put my first name but I got a hoot out of my last name

Nguyen

Pronounced (Nah-you-jen). An ancient clan that resides in the Himalayan Mountain region. The clan runs a kindergarten for super-asians in training, in which one boy will graduate to succeed the Nguyen clan. The Nguyens are known for their high tech chainsaw-ninja skills.
There is no example, for all Nguyen attacks are unable to be recorded for fear of death by chainsaw.


A last name invented to piss off the telemarketers.
"Hello, may I speak with Mr. or Mrs....nag...nuh...umm...forget it."

"Ha. Nguyen, 1. Telemarketers,0"
 

tomtom94

aka "Who?"
May 11, 2009
3,373
0
0
My surname comes out as someone really cool.
No seriously.
"Whatever you do, you'll never be as cool as x"

Don't know about my username.
 

Xyphon

New member
Jun 17, 2009
1,613
0
0
..... I now love my last name.

Suter

Otherwise known as "Kama Suter," this confirmed badass enjoys dropkicking midgets in the teeth and then teabagging them while they writhe in agony on the ground.


L.M.F.A.O
 

cathou

Souris la vie est un fromage
Apr 6, 2009
1,163
0
0
my user name is not defined...

how ever, my real name catherine is :

An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a ***** up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.
ahhh sweet...

a girl who never gives up hope never lets out how she feels and keeps it all locked up inside she tries to laugh but life isnt a joke.shes pretty wonderful.
sweet too...

An amazing and wonderful girl. Smart, lovable, beautiful and would make any guy happy. Shes gorgeous on the outside as well as in the inside. Athletic and funny. She knows how to have a good time anywhere and is a hella good kisser.
i like that web site...

Hella orgasmic cosmopolitan mama with no babies. Wicked, happy, and the sexiest piece of ass your pearly whites will never sink in to
so swee... hum, well, it's nice... i guess...

Catherine is an acronym for Clearly A Truly Hot Example Regarding Immortal Necrophiliac Elves.
"That girl over there is so CATHERINE right now"
huh ? what ??
 

Deus Encarmine

New member
Jan 29, 2010
52
0
0
It did't came up with anything for my username, but for my real name
Filip (wich is pronounced as same as Philip, but is spelled differently)

The very essence of sexyness, has very much money, and makes it rain on them hoes. Also likes to wear alot of gold.
Filip also is a word that can also be used instead of "chick magnet"

dammm that Filip is a boss,
Oh my god, i love Filip
Filip always gets all the girls


Now you know that Urban Dictionary speaks true :D

Also:

a common male name in Croatia
originated from greek word philia, which could be translated as friendship
 

Supreme Unleaded

New member
Aug 3, 2009
2,291
0
0
Well my real name is Angus. This is what i got, i think im rather satisfied.

1.A nice brand of beef, and a great guitar player for a great band, AC/DC.

2.Really kick-ass guitar player for the greatest band ever, ACDC

3.MacGyver's first name

4.A young man who is extremely charming. One to be completely in love with. Very funny, but also capable of deep conversations. A wonderful "catch."

(why thank you, strangely i do find myself to be an easy person to get into deep conversations with)

5.A superior breed of asian men who possess a rather small and weak brain in comparasion to their large and buff muscles, accumulated from working out every single day and playing (preferably at least 2) sports. While his outer appearance may be that of a buff, tall, tough manly man, on the inside, he is still a small, tenderhearted child.The plural form of Angus is Angi (pronounced like AN-GEE)

(^that^ one is a bit strange)

Yeah thats right...I'm awsome.