What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[SirDeadly]

Lucas is the most amazing person you will ever meet, Lucas is sweet, kind and beautiful. Lucas will bring light to your life and love to your heart.

Biblical Meaning: Light of God-Bringer of Light
People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Mine came up with this

slack dick
a male who is unable to appease his female counterpart

I am sad

 

[scotth266]

Apparently I am not only cool, but also extremely intelligent, caring, and a great boyfriend. Oh, and I'm also Chuck Norris. Who knew? Well, at least now that I've visited Urban Dictionary, I now no longer have to worry about fighting off hordes of ninjas and shit.

 

[ace_of_something]

My name is Thor:

Thor is a member of the Aesir, the tribe of Gods worshipped by the medieval Scandinavian pagans, and some modern nutters. Thor is the defender of the Gods, and the strongest of all of them. In the myths he is mostly fighting giants; Hrungnir and Geirrod were his most famous opponents. He is described as red-haired and bearded. In the Norse myths, his character is strong, loyal and honest. He is often quick to anger, but also quick to regain his temper. However, he is not renowned for his brains, and so has to rely on brawn. One of the myths tells how this does not work for him, when he visits Utgard-Loki the giant and is tricked again and again.

Thor's main weapon is the hammer Mjolnir. This was made for him by the dwarfs Brokk and Eitri. He also has iron gloves and a girdle that doubles his strength. He drives a chariot pulled by two goats and it is the rumble of the chariot wheels in the mountains that was said to be the cause of thunder. Lightning was believed to be the sparks from Thor's hammer, or from the piece of whetstone stuck in his head after his duel with the giant Hrungnir. Once Thor's hammer was stolen by a giant, and held at ransom for the price of Freyja as the giant's wife. To get his hammer back, Thor had to dress as a woman and pretend to be Freyja.

Thor's father is Odin and his mother is the Earth. He is married to Sif, a God...

Kind of dry. Not nearly as funny as others.

 

[chiggerwood]

O.K. I got twenty-some definitions for my name so I'm just gonna post a few


first my favorite

Spoiler

#1 Matthew Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God"

Least Favorite

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It's a tie!!!
#19 Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

#21 a stupid cock sucking monkey who does not shower and is nasty

one that made me laugh

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#11 Matthew
A common pseudonym used by professional and contract killers, political, economic or otherwise as an allusion to the Biblical apostle of Jesus Christ, Matthew, who was also known as the "Tax Collector". This reference is to the collection of a fee or "tax" in exchange for the act of assassination.

To claim Matthew as a Client, friend, associate or contact:
"I have a meeting with Matthew this afternoon."

To claim that Matthew will tend to an issue or incident:
"See that Matthew tends to the problem."

To reference Matthew as a solution to a problem:
"Matthew is good with these situations."

WTF?

Spoiler

#22 A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

VaudevillianVeteran-Not really defined. And I'm not surprised, haha.

Gina-
1: A person deriving from the latin meaning 'Great'. This name often crops up in love poems as being the centre of love and is known for its soft sound when spoken.
A truly beautiful name.
Gina is the love that revolves around my once aching heart

 

[sheogoraththemad]

for my user name: 1. Sheogorath

1). The madgod.
2). Referred in Khaiji's mythology as skooma cat.
3). An insane psycho nut job.
4). Smack him and he'll send you plummeting to your death, and no there is NOT cheese at the bottom to soften your landing.
GO OBLIVION!!!,

and for my real name: something with being a cubhollic and google-eye LOL

 

[traceur_]

Braden:

the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.

horny goose during mating season

Usually a tall person, brown hair, long eye lashes, and loves sitting next to stoners in class.

badass dude always having fun,doesn't care what people think about him,normally drunk,but still the responsible one an the girls are always with him

it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole

Fan-fucking-tastic. Urban dictionary just called me a pussy, a horny goose, a stoner-asociate, a drunk and an arsehole.

So I'm just gonna take the badass and ladies man parts on board and forget the rest.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Niklaus:
An extremely hawt piece of Asian ass.

Whoa. That is really disturbing.

 

[Redingold]

The first result for my name (Jacob) says:

romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports

Which is about as wrong as anything can be. The third one's more accurate:

A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.

Perhaps the fifth result as well:

A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

 

[kefka360]

real name
Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated
user name is the back story about kefka

 

[Distorted Stu]

A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan
Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuart?s pants
Girl "Oh that?s why"

Fuck year!

 

[iron codpiece]

Warren

. Noun A highly connected man, white, in touch with what he loves, has inspirations
knowledgeable, logical grasp on reality, genuine in his love to better the world
2. Verb a soulful connection with trumpet "you warren that trumpet"
3. ADJ educational lyrical genius, damn-you-fine,
4. Adverb embraces the world with a jazzical style
5. constructively builds people up
antonym: "Child-From-Africa"

What the fuck? I'm not white and I'm a musical retard.

 

[Jovlo]

Mine gives me three:

1. Handsome, good-looking (yay)
2. Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.
3. Dutch name, equivalent of the English name: 'George'

I suck at soccer, so that number two isn't named after me.
The others are pretty spot on!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

YOU ALL HAVE SUCH COMPLICATED NAMES! Damnit where are all the James-es and Michaels and Josh-es?! MY NAME IS HENRY! JESUS!

 

[Karlaxx]

Karlax wasn't defined, but Colin, on the other hand....

The sexiest someone can get, this person is really, genuinly nice and great in bed. Woman in parts of Southern America use Colin as a way of saying that they're boyfriend is very good in bed, sexually.

A man who has the strength to face his darkest hours yet not crumble to them. One who never will give up. As in greek "victor" but more so.
A musician in heart, with the ability to pull his own passions and power together and give that gift to the world.

Fine by me.

 

[PinkAngelKitty]

My name means "kinky all the time"

 

[whatdoyouthink]

nick: the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will always be pleased.

"man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
"must have been a Nick"

 

[hannan4mitch]

The most amazing name for a boy. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life; he loves to be outside and hangout with friends. He is BAD ASS.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mitchell
One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mitch

Awesome...

 

[HT_Black]

As there is no H.T. Black to be found, I'll be using my other name today: Jack. I imagine it has something to do with either theft or masturbation...

The most perfect guy ever.
Most commonly know for being clever.
Is liked more than people with the name of shane.
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Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie.
Jack is the sexiest guy ever

Oh...That's pleasant.

And hey, wouldn't ya know it? It also means to steal or hijack something!