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Jaranja

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Jaranja is a super awesome guy.

Jokes aside, it came up with nothing. I'm not surprised, nor amused.
 

Solo95

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Solo best one there....

Special weapons division military project aimed at creating a cyborg killing machine designed to be an expendable attack soldier. The project was abandoned because of a failures at a programming level. The machine went a-wall in undisclosed South American jungles where it began to randomly attack men with big guns and stuff. Further developments in programming failures led to an expanded sense of ugly laughter and man love (the robot left "his" potential lover, Byagula, to go hold, caress, and man-love his affeminate male creator, and later Byagula's little brother). The Solo cyborg was allegedly destroyed fighting some guy with a big gun-hand thingy, and then the world fell apart or some shit. I dunno. I really stopped paying attention after that. My heart hurt in sadness for actually spending an hour watching this.
 

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Real name or username?

For real name: Brandon
1.The most amazing person alive.
2.A guy with a huge dick.
3.An erection. Brought on suddenly and without much provocation. The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Apparently, I'm awesome.

Username:Aby (That's the only part I'm given you I guess)
1.THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.
 

Niko Stepz

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Niko is a French adjective to qualify someone close to perfection. It is used to talk about semi-god or very beautiful men AND very modest people as well.
 

Queen Michael

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My name is Michael, and it said this:
Urban Dictionary on Michael said:
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
 

ottenni

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You tell me, i don't know if its a compliment or what.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nick
 

sky14kemea

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sky14kemea isn't defined...

and Kemea isn't defined...

D:

Ah well, mine is more a name then a funny word >=P
 

Hexenwolf

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Here's a few choice entries:

"The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him."

"a man with a really big penis"

"- male name
- belongs to someone who is sweet, charming, athlectic, strong, smart, and cute
- someone who usually gets a lot of girls (for the above reasons) "

also:

"A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, they are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people."

Who am I to argue with the dictionary?

ottenni said:
You tell me, i don't know if its a compliment or what.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nick
So you're a sentient 5 dollar bag of weed with a big dick. Uh... either you're gonna be studied by some scientists, or smoked. Depends who notices you first. (Run!)
 

wooty

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Hmmmm, theres a few, not sure what to make of a few though

Wooty
"A word that describes anything that is udderly amazing"
GUY: Dude! I got my permit
GUY2:Wooty

"white girl with a booty"
Damn, i was walking down the street and I saw a white girl with an ass. she was a real wooty.

"a d.c term for smoking a blunt that consist of weed mixed with a little bit of crack sprinkled in."
man... ray what u smoking?
a wooty, u tryna deuce?
hell naw nigga, crack is wack!!!!
 

Jaythulhu

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Hmmm... there's 6 pages of meaning for Jay.

I'm rather partial to:

1: A joint, a rolled marijuana cigarette.
2: Someone who is a beast at everything he/she does.
3: Another word for Chuck Norris.
+ Definition of Bragging.
4: to masturbate, an abbreviation for the term jerk-off

Ripper of a name :D
 

Monkfish Acc.

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... Well. That's, uh. That's pretty odd.
So, apparently, Monkfish means:

-An insult used by someone who has run out of insults.
-Some character played by Simon Day (whoever the hell that is).
-A very tantalising dish.
-And another way of saying "lol".

Yeah. What.
 

Simalacrum

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Urban Dictionary is banned in my school for some reason...

dammit!

I'll edit this message once I've got back home... if I remember...
 

Axle_Bullitt_19

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Nicholas
1.The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......

2.(noun) 1. Usually a man of the gentleman class. Said person normally exhibits an out going nature, but is distinctly introverted. Many of the expressions of said person will be mysterious and enigmatic to the point of making no apparent sense. These creatures tend to excel in theoretical or academic fields.

3.a bad ass kind of dude, prefers to chill and have a good time.

4.1. Santa Claus' real name (see St Nicholas).
2. A guy who has an obsession with all things shopping.
3. Commonly seen with a Nicole.
4. A guy constantly neglected by his girl but never gives up on her.
5. Turns 16 on 29 June.
6. Is the best boyfriend material you can ever find. :D

5.The most ruggedly handsome man in the world. He is from Ireland but has a cool English / Irish accent. Can make girls melt with a few words from his perfect lips. He is a master at the piano and is so warm and gentle. He enjoys wine in the evening and chocolate cake. Amazingly fit and best of all he is mine

6.1. A moving object to inflict pain on someone/thing.
2. Another meaning of the word crunk.
3. A form of rap most commonly used by Birdman and Notorious B.I,G.
4. Nick To steal or perminantly borrow an object of desire.

7.Anoying guy who like to make songs out of peoples names.Thinks his kids are ugly.Is obsessed with his love.

8.A complete and uter assfuck/monkey dyke who deserves to be castrated with a rusty spoon and raped by a large black guy named Bubba!

9.Race other than black.
White.
Talking about a girl who called him:
"You don't sound like a nigga, you sound like a Nicholas.

Hmm... Interesting, Especialy the last one. I think 1 and 2 work well for me though.

ottenni said:
You tell me, i don't know if its a compliment or what.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nick
Seems to me that I should be thankful being named Nicholas, but then again this one is to a T.

A male who's really shy, but once you get to know him he comes out of his shell and is really funny. He doesn't talk much until you get to know him.
He's cute, funny, nice, and sweet, but those are only a few of his great characteristics.
He makes a wonderful boyfriend and any girl is lucky of have him.
"Wow look at him... he's really good looking, but he doesn't talk much."
"Well what do you expect, he's a Nick!"
 

Knife-28

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Real Name:
The most perfect guy ever.
Most commonly know for being clever.
Is liked more than people with the name of Shane.

Username:
Knife:An object with a blade, primarily used for cutting.
28:Answer to any number-related question
 

Eleuthera

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Nothing for Eleutheria

Jorg:
1. Jorg
Jorg is a sweet guy who wants to be a paramedic (and will be). When he wants to be a dog he can be referred to as Jorgshire terrier.


2. jorg
A guitar playin', drummin', gun lovin' loveable git.
Neither sound like me...
 

Eliam_Dar

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first name means "sex god", other means "a true gentleman"... so ladies, I am available