What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?
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Andy:
1. A man who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around.
2. Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.
3. The one who is awesome. the supreme ruler of all that is good and right. owner of dance dance revolution, guitar hero, runescape, and other under rated games. "the best"
[small] There may or may not be certain definitions that do not describe me as an awesome person. For everything else, there's this: "Andy - Often a name or term which is applied to a God, or someone who shows godly traits."[/small]
1. A man who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around.
2. Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.
3. The one who is awesome. the supreme ruler of all that is good and right. owner of dance dance revolution, guitar hero, runescape, and other under rated games. "the best"
[small] There may or may not be certain definitions that do not describe me as an awesome person. For everything else, there's this: "Andy - Often a name or term which is applied to a God, or someone who shows godly traits."[/small]
real name: mitchell (has too many)
1. an extremely large penis
2. has sexy or tight abs
3. any sexual act performed in an elevator
4. intercourse with a pudding
5. someone horney
6. a sudden erection( somebody else had this also)
7. a bipolar guy
8. someone who has no internet and looks like an ape
9. some one with dark skin colour
and hellz barz comes up with:
no definition.
1. an extremely large penis
2. has sexy or tight abs
3. any sexual act performed in an elevator
4. intercourse with a pudding
5. someone horney
6. a sudden erection( somebody else had this also)
7. a bipolar guy
8. someone who has no internet and looks like an ape
9. some one with dark skin colour
and hellz barz comes up with:
no definition.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jacob
Well at least my name isn't defined as a teenage Native American werewolf. Yet.
Well at least my name isn't defined as a teenage Native American werewolf. Yet.
It's the same thing over and over (not that I'm complaining):
... see what I mean?
AvsJoe on the other hand has yet to get a definition.
1. A man's man. Extremely Awesome.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
2. An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
3. the amazingly hot guy. perfect in all ways. totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot
4. a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.
Man, can you believe that dude over there is hittin' skins with Eva? And he hasn't even bought her anything, or taken her out to eat, or nothin' like that...he's gettin' it with her sister too.
Fo'rilla? What a joseph.
5. He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
6. A merciless pimp who will backhand bitches for no apperent [sic] reason. Member and one of the original creators of p.c.c. Everyones father...
Joseph backhanded the prostitute cause she only brought in 999 dollars that night.
Joseph fucked your mom, and you were born.
Wow, that guy just ate 58 buffallo wings. What a Joseph!
2. An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd
3. the amazingly hot guy. perfect in all ways. totally hot
oh wow look at that guy joseph he is totelly hot
4. a young buck who knows what women like, and satisfies PYTs on a regular basis.
Man, can you believe that dude over there is hittin' skins with Eva? And he hasn't even bought her anything, or taken her out to eat, or nothin' like that...he's gettin' it with her sister too.
Fo'rilla? What a joseph.
5. He is a beautiful, terrible being. A destroyer of worlds. The conquerer of Earth. He is all that is man. Beautiful women flock to him. He will rule the world with his iron fist and see that only the strong prosper.
Joseph makes Superman look like a wimp and he made Chuck Norris quiver with fear.
6. A merciless pimp who will backhand bitches for no apperent [sic] reason. Member and one of the original creators of p.c.c. Everyones father...
Joseph backhanded the prostitute cause she only brought in 999 dollars that night.
Joseph fucked your mom, and you were born.
AvsJoe on the other hand has yet to get a definition.
My real name:
My username isn't defined yet, very surprising.
I can't say I disapprove of number 4, I actually ám a caring person with a great sense of humour. Lucky girl who'll end up with me then. Number 3 is rather disturbing though.
My username isn't defined yet, very surprising.
Amos:
An unknown and mysterious phenomena that strikes suddenly and without warning, while always remaining to be unseen. The victims of Amos are known to have severe and sudden aches and pains in random areas of the body.
The following takes place in an unknown place, and all characters are fictional...
MR16: "Ey John are you okay?"
John: "Nah man, my butt is aching!"
MR16: "Ahhhh that sucks."
Do: "Tough break man."
MR16: "It must have been Amos again."
John: "Did anyone see Amos?"
Do: "No one ever does and no one ever will!!!"
I'm not making this up. go and check it out if you want to:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=amos
An unknown and mysterious phenomena that strikes suddenly and without warning, while always remaining to be unseen. The victims of Amos are known to have severe and sudden aches and pains in random areas of the body.
The following takes place in an unknown place, and all characters are fictional...
MR16: "Ey John are you okay?"
John: "Nah man, my butt is aching!"
MR16: "Ahhhh that sucks."
Do: "Tough break man."
MR16: "It must have been Amos again."
John: "Did anyone see Amos?"
Do: "No one ever does and no one ever will!!!"
I'm not making this up. go and check it out if you want to:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=amos
Bilal (since od stands for old dirty)
Bilal is the name of the first Muslim African to go and spread the word of Allah and the Koran to Africa
Bilal was a good man.
And,
Bilal - The man, the pimp, the gigalo, the great friend and a souljah. A combination that amaze neone. A person of many friends both male and female. People are just drawn to the charisma of this person. This name should be vauled and elevated to greatness. Name every boy child that you ever conveive this name.
Bilal was a good man.
And,
Bilal - The man, the pimp, the gigalo, the great friend and a souljah. A combination that amaze neone. A person of many friends both male and female. People are just drawn to the charisma of this person. This name should be vauled and elevated to greatness. Name every boy child that you ever conveive this name.
megatron- is PRIMARILY used for describing the terms "badass," "the fucking shit," "insane," "mind blowing," etc.
i feel awesome now.
i feel awesome now.
David:
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
"I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity."
Erm, worringly accurate...
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
"I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity."
Erm, worringly accurate...
Alex-
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
1. hurr durr 338 up, 37 down
"Hurr durr" is the sound of laughter coming from someone with half a brain.
Mostly it is used to point out when someone has made an idiotic claim, though, surprisingly, idiot males will attempt to make thier laugh as deep as possible to make them sound more manly, when all it really does is make them sound like idiots.
"Hurr durr, 2 plus 5 is 6"
1. dennis 400 up, 218 down
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
2. Dennis 232 up, 77 down
An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
1. Hey man! What are you doing?
Tryin' to fix this damn lawn mower. I need to be a Dennis to figure this out.
3. Dennis 182 up, 69 down
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!
What an amazing guy, I love him! He's such a Dennis!
4. Dennis 54 up, 4 down
Method of moving in on a girl so she'll fall for you so hard she'll never recover.
D- demonstrate value
E- engage physically
N- nurture independence
N- neglect emotionally
I- inspire hope
S- separate entirely
Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.
5. Dennis 76 up, 36 down
A fun-loving dude. Loves to collect things and display them for all his friends to see. Great family man will always come through for people he loves. Shy at first but once he gets started he doesn't stop! The sex is amazing!
That Dennis sure is a keeper!
I wish my husband were more like Jane's Dennis!
6. dennis 33 up, 21 down
one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet.someone who is perfect in every way.
i dont know how to describe how amazing he is..hes just so dennis
7. dennis 8 up, 7 down
slang term for someone with a penis over 12 inches
that man says 'he has a dennis' but his wife says otherwise.
Aw yiss.
"Hurr durr" is the sound of laughter coming from someone with half a brain.
Mostly it is used to point out when someone has made an idiotic claim, though, surprisingly, idiot males will attempt to make thier laugh as deep as possible to make them sound more manly, when all it really does is make them sound like idiots.
"Hurr durr, 2 plus 5 is 6"
1. dennis 400 up, 218 down
1. n; the onomatopoeic sound effect of bouncing boobs.
2. v; the act of boobs (or the owner of said boobs) creating this sound by bouncing.
1. i could recognize that dennis a mile away
2. so jenna jameson comes dennising up to me, right?..
2. Dennis 232 up, 77 down
An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.
1. Hey man! What are you doing?
Tryin' to fix this damn lawn mower. I need to be a Dennis to figure this out.
3. Dennis 182 up, 69 down
The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's always there for you when you need him and he's someone you can count on. He doesn't know how special of a guy he is. He's like a warm snuggly blanket on a cold winter's night. He's the sexiest, handsomest most gorgeous guy! Anyone who knows him is lucky to have him in their life, I know I am, I'm thankful for him everyday. He's stubborn sometimes, but everyone is. He's the perfect guy to have in your life. Any girl is lucky to be able to call him hers...I love you Dennis!
What an amazing guy, I love him! He's such a Dennis!
4. Dennis 54 up, 4 down
Method of moving in on a girl so she'll fall for you so hard she'll never recover.
D- demonstrate value
E- engage physically
N- nurture independence
N- neglect emotionally
I- inspire hope
S- separate entirely
Do it right.
You Dennis-ed that girl so hard she's yours forever.
5. Dennis 76 up, 36 down
A fun-loving dude. Loves to collect things and display them for all his friends to see. Great family man will always come through for people he loves. Shy at first but once he gets started he doesn't stop! The sex is amazing!
That Dennis sure is a keeper!
I wish my husband were more like Jane's Dennis!
6. dennis 33 up, 21 down
one of the sweetest boys you could ever meet.someone who is perfect in every way.
i dont know how to describe how amazing he is..hes just so dennis
7. dennis 8 up, 7 down
slang term for someone with a penis over 12 inches
that man says 'he has a dennis' but his wife says otherwise.
Aw yiss.
reg42 isn't defined
And this just flatters me:
"A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael, a very cool person."
And this just flatters me:
"A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael, a very cool person."
I have the greatest Urban Dictionary definition:
A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
Hmmmmm........NSFW methinks. Though it is disgustingly hilarious.
A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up *****! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up *****! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!