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Hmm...bit all over on this one. My given name is Joseph, but I tend to go by Joey, so I used that. Here's what I got.
1. Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.
"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did"
"What?"
"He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her twat on his fingers from last night."
"So?"
"He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain."
"Hahahaha. What a fucking Joey."
2. A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe
Joey is soooooooooo hot
Yeah.
1. Brit slang. Insult. Term used to denote someone who has performed an act of unparalelled stupidity. The name is an abbreviation of a highly publicised sufferer of cerebral palsy in the 1980's called Joey Deacon. His name lives on in playgrounds and workplaces across the country everytime someone fails to engage their brain. Insult often combined with a forcing of the tongue firmly into the lower lip with an accompanying "mmmmmmmuuhh" sound.
"Mate, you won't believe what Dave just did"
"What?"
"He just sent a text message to his girlfriend Monica telling her that he can still smell her twat on his fingers from last night."
"So?"
"He sent the message to the other 'M' in his phone book by mistake. He's on the phone to his mother now trying to explain."
"Hahahaha. What a fucking Joey."
2. A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe
Joey is soooooooooo hot
Yeah.
buy daniel mugs, tshirts and magnets
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...
Tl;Dr im chuck norris.
This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...
Tl;Dr im chuck norris.
1-Eric.
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that ***** is fine!
2-Eric.
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
3-Eric.
a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis.
The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.
did you see eric...damn that ***** is fine!
2-Eric.
A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
3-Eric.
a man with a really big penis
Eric has a big penis.
My real name did provide some interesting information.
Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa.
Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with.
A deity.
A god.
A master of everything.
Now get me pie.
Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa.
Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with.
A deity.
A god.
A master of everything.
Now get me pie.
I can offer you some cake or tea and crumpets, but no one except me touches the pie.Kamaitachi said:
Oh wow, didn't think I'd get many results, but hey Wikipedia has a few Mazza results so I gave it a try.
1. mazza
The best thing on the internet. Slick, occasionally silver-tongued rogue. Apparently very good-looking in real life.
Sure, he's hot, but he's got nothing on mazza!
2. mazza
Australian slang for masturbation.
Guy 1: Im so wound up!
Guy 2: Go Mazza man!
3. mazza
Slang term for Marijuana.
You got the cigs and mazza?
4. Mazza
Not holding up to a meeting or a date.
Someone says, "I'll see you at 4:00PM," and then they don't show up.
He pulled a Mazza on us again!
5. Mazza
A nickname for Marilyn Manson you see sometimes on the internet.
Mazza and Twiggles are so together!
6. mazza
Something extremely silly, a very silly person who always says silly thing things, like calling a mixing desk a calculator!
I thought it was a calculator!
7. mazza
mazza is the male, rear end, acting as a badonkadonk for a short period of time.
See, badonkadonk.
The best thing on the internet. Slick, occasionally silver-tongued rogue. Apparently very good-looking in real life.
Sure, he's hot, but he's got nothing on mazza!
2. mazza
Australian slang for masturbation.
Guy 1: Im so wound up!
Guy 2: Go Mazza man!
3. mazza
Slang term for Marijuana.
You got the cigs and mazza?
4. Mazza
Not holding up to a meeting or a date.
Someone says, "I'll see you at 4:00PM," and then they don't show up.
He pulled a Mazza on us again!
5. Mazza
A nickname for Marilyn Manson you see sometimes on the internet.
Mazza and Twiggles are so together!
6. mazza
Something extremely silly, a very silly person who always says silly thing things, like calling a mixing desk a calculator!
I thought it was a calculator!
7. mazza
mazza is the male, rear end, acting as a badonkadonk for a short period of time.
See, badonkadonk.
Well:
hydro
Marijuana grown indoors using a hydroponics system (tubes and filters with water and fertilizers).
blitz
getting high; the result of inhaling too much smoke or smoking too much weed
(I just picked the two words because they sounded cool.)
hydro
Marijuana grown indoors using a hydroponics system (tubes and filters with water and fertilizers).
blitz
getting high; the result of inhaling too much smoke or smoking too much weed
(I just picked the two words because they sounded cool.)
