What doesn't scare you?

[The Heik]

Seeing as Halloween is coming up, and seeing as the scare thread has already been done, I ask you escapists: What don't you find scary?

That is, what things that other people find scary or even terrifying, but you find to be cute or even laughable?

 

[Aurora219]

I find most things don't scare me. I ruin horror films by laughing through them at the terrible storyline (it's a lot more obvious if you're watching it properly because you're not afraid) and though some things creep me out a bit, generally I'm not outright scared by anything I've found so far.

 

[Jedamethis]

Spiders!

Spoiler: So cuuuuute! ^-^

 

[supermariner]

literally everything (apart from spiders for some reason)

maps, chickens, legs, potatoes, buildings, fish, traffic wardens, the concept of pity etc.
not scared of a single one ^^

 

[Vyper1X]

Spiders, my brother is scared sh*tless by spiders. They don't bother me (makes it easier to put them in his bed).

 

[kebab4you]

Pretty much anything, I have yet to see a movie where I didn't laugh all the way threw. Games are a different thing*Jump scare =/= scary*.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

There's not a whole lot that scares me, so I'd have to say almost everything doesn't scare me. Although admittedly, I'd probably piss myself if I saw an ICBM heading in my general direction. XD

 

[Jonluw]

I am not afraid of bugs.

I am however, deathly afraid of birds.

Birds are fucking terrifying.

Word, man. Birds in general, and seagulls in particular. Fuck those things. Flying around, acting all cool, like they own the sky; diving at me. I say we build more planes and take the sky back from those feathery bastards.

OT: I guess I'm not really scared of horror movies. I don't like them though, so I wouldn't know really.

 

[Kejui]

- Spiders and other things my sisters would define as "creepy crawlies."
- Being in abandoned buildings at night (alone is fine)
- Jane Austen

 

[Tharwen]

Paranormal Activity. I spent the whole film in tension waiting for something genuinely frightening to happen, and then they just killed all that tension by making the word 'demon' come up a lot.

 

[hardband]

Lots of over contrived deaths and tons of blood (Look at final destination)!

In fact i find it funny!

 

[someotherguy]

Zombies and Ghosts, never got it.

Lots of over contrived deaths and tons of blood (Look at final destination)!

In fact i find it funny!

Agreed.

 

[theamazingbean]

Terrorism and heart disease.

 

[StBishop]

I don't find snakes scary. I don't approach them unless I know they're non-venomous, but that's respect not fear.

I've had about 12 snakes in my house on purpose over the years. 2 were pets, the rest were being rehabilitated from injuries and then re-released.

I also don't find ghosts scary. At all. Ever.

I simply cannot find them scary. I just can't find ghost/hauting scary, so many of my friends and family have stories of them seeing ghosts/eyes in keyholes/hearing unexplainable noises etc etc etc. I just can't take it seriously.

Paranormal activity = not scary at all.
Saw = off putting, slightly.

Realy people who want to kidnap and tortue me, that's possible. Ghosts/demons haunting my house and throwing me about, not possible.

 

[Jackalb]

Fear itself.

 

[EatPieYes]

Most of the things in this world don't scare me.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

...Well, everthing except the human condition. yeah, i went there.

 

[Macgyvercas]

It would be easier to list the things that scare me (as it is far shorter), so I'll do that to save space:

Slenderman, the Weeping Angels.

That's pretty much it.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Most of everything.
I have no self-preservation instincts. And as such, I lack fear.
It is actually a problem, according to my doctor. But he's an idiot, so fuck that guy.