What doesn't scare you?

[Dfskelleton]

Most Horror movies, books and games. And Spiders. Well, not huge spiders, those are a bit eeh! but most spiders.
And Public Speaking.
And dying.

 

[rokkolpo]

Most of everything.
I have no self-preservation instincts. And as such, I lack fear.
It is actually a problem, according to my doctor. But he's an idiot, so fuck that guy.

completely lacking fear seems like a shitty life.
never had the adrenaline pumping because a bully was chasing you or something?
because you might need said adrenaline sometimes. (as in the bully case)

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Diseases...

By the time I get it they'll have a cure for it...

... but I'm absolutely terrified of doctors...

 

[The Stonker]

Nothing in this world scares me.
Except for clowns.
Plus love.
....

And rapists.

 

[Number One Youkai]

paranormal activity. i havnt seen the first one but the second one was not scary at all i sat there for half the film and nothing happened and then as soon as i was about to fall asleep the pans and pots all fell and the cupboards opened which made me jump :L but that was about it. but after all the failed scariness i would say its still a movie worth watching xD

 

[GundamSentinel]

If we look at zombies as a species, they are pretty much designed for failure. Their main form of reproduction is also their only source of food and their top predator. If they want to eat or reproduce, they have to go toe to toe with their number one predator every single time. That's like having to fight a lion every time you to want to have sex or make a sandwich. Actually, it's worse than that: Most top predators are only armed with teeth and claws, meaning they have to put themselves in harm's way to score a kill. Humans have rifles.

Someone reads Cracked.

Ah, that was where I got it, thank you! Maybe in the future I should add a source to things I save...

 

[I Max95]

the first hour or so of silent hill 2
all i was thinking was
GET ON WITH IT! i was bored out of my mind when i played that game and gave up because of the shit controls

 

[Terminate421]

Vampires.

ANY vampire is not scary.

If anything, terrorists are scary.

 

[Ldude893]

Zombies.

Video games taught me that there are so many methods to get rid of them.

 

[Giest4life]

I find most things don't scare me. I ruin horror films by laughing through them at the terrible storyline (it's a lot more obvious if you're watching it properly because you're not afraid) and though some things creep me out a bit, generally I'm not outright scared by anything I've found so far.

Exatly

Also, I don't count cheap scares, when the movie tests my reflex action by throwing in a loud noise followed by an unusual picture. Screamers, basically, they don't count.

 

[octafish]

Commitment, Failure and Success.

 

[Betancore]

I'm not afraid of doing the Time Warp in public? I don't know, I'm sort of afraid of everything.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I find most things don't scare me. I ruin horror films by laughing through them at the terrible storyline (it's a lot more obvious if you're watching it properly because you're not afraid) and though some things creep me out a bit, generally I'm not outright scared by anything I've found so far.

I pissed off the people around me in the movie theater of Rob Zombie's Halloween remake because I was laughing pretty much the whole way through and my laugh is kinda loud and annoying.

Anyway, I'm kind of jumpy when its not a scare in movie or video game form. Like if I'm at home completely and theres a loud noise I will freak the fuck out, but you give me a movie Like Paranormal Activity and I usually just laugh at it.

 

[HotPocket]

Seeing as Halloween is coming up, and seeing as the scare thread has already been done, I ask you escapists: What don't you find scary?

That is, what things that other people find scary or even terrifying, but you find to be cute or even laughable?

Death.

 

[Dango]

Clowns and blood. I can't understand how people are scared of either, but that's probably just because I've been to a lot of circuses and had a bunch of nose bleeds during my life.

 

[Ristle]

Everything not spider related.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Most of everything.
I have no self-preservation instincts. And as such, I lack fear.
It is actually a problem, according to my doctor. But he's an idiot, so fuck that guy.

completely lacking fear seems like a shitty life.
never had the adrenaline pumping because a bully was chasing you or something?
because you might need said adrenaline sometimes. (as in the bully case)

The bully would never need to chase me. I'd stand there mocking him as he kicked my head in.
The adrenaline would still come into effect, but usually long after it was needed. Like while I'm lying on the floor, swallowing teeth.
That's just a part of CFS, though. My inability to feel fear is entirely psychological. I still feel it, somewhere, I just don't acknowledge it.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Personal death.

Also I've found to be almost too calm and effective, compared to other people at the time, when something unexpectedly terrifying and/or scary happens.