What fictional character would you like to see killed?

[asinann]

All of the pokemon. And Tidus.

You heartless...

And technically Tidus was never alive, so he can't die. Sucks to be you.

He was a memory, so he at one point WAS alive. He just wasn't alive at any point after the opening cinematic of the game.

 

[JemJar]

That Fat Git in FEAR.

Even the first time I played it I emptied a mag of shotgun ammo into his face at the first meeting just on the wild hope it might let me kill him.

 

[Coeco]

This ugly blackchick in Killing Floor needs a bullet to the head, keeps yellin "COME ON IN BOIS"

 

[Wilbot666]

I want Sebastian LaCroix from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines to die at the START of the game instead of near the end. Old game now I know but goddamn that little upstart of a "prince" gives me the shits.

Oh and as for who should have been kept alive, my vote goes to Thomas Covenant. Sure he's a leper rapist and (kinda) comes back anyhow but still....

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Every single character from every single platform game. Mario, Sonic and Zelda are first in the line.

 

[KhaineII]

Dom from Gears of War... that potato sack wearing, douche.

 

[Zarthek]

Hamtaro. He should be murdered.

[http://photobucket.com/images/hamtaro]

Horribly.

Bwhahahaha! So I'm not the only one who knows Hamtaro. But before I say mine, why him? His owner is 50 times more annoying. That's who would get my wrath of Dual Raging Bulls.

Spoiler

WAIT... let me get this straight... hamtaro is a he?

OT: Tidus, anyone from twilight.. done the way shown below V

It's been said already, but I would slaughter the entire Twilight posse with rusty meat cleavers. Please, someone massacre that franchise already.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Dribble Do'Bloodyturden.

I f#$%ing HATE that noncy drow emo bastard. Go have a cry and cut your wrists with twinkle you stupid little dark elven *****.

 

[Novan Leon]

Jar Jar Binks.

I don't even like those movies, but Jar Jar Binks still irritates me.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Solid Snake.

Metal Gear Solid was good.

Metal Gear Solid 2, the tanker episide was good.

Everything since then has been mind-numbingly poor.

 

[phoenix352]

i would like to drop youtube's fictional character "Fred" off a cliff and then see him burn in the scorching sun and be plucked by vulchers....

 

[Cilliandrew]

The entire so called team on NCIS: LA (and that little gnome chick too). That show is a horrible insult to the original NCIS.

Eh, NCIS was an insult to television, so it can die too.

My vote goes for the entire cast of "Grey's Anatomy" outside of Kevin McKidd. In fact i think they should all die at the hands of McKidd in a bloody roman-rage.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Arthur fro Arthur and the minnimoys (it's so ridiculous, I don't even care if I spelled it right) I wish to erase that movie from my brain and I will never see a kids movie again.

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

Kenth Hamner (anyone who has read any of the FotJ novels knows exactly why).

And that's all I can really think of. Most other fictional characters are redeemable.

Oh wait, Maya from Heroes.

You're thinking too small. I'd get rid of every single character from Heroes, even the ones that used to be good.

 

[hotacidbath]

The entire so called team on NCIS: LA (and that little gnome chick too). That show is a horrible insult to the original NCIS.

Fucking agreed! I watched the first episode and wanted to cry cause it was so bad. Why would they do something like this to the NCIS name? WHYYYY?!

Edit: To add my own, most anime characters.

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

Superman!
f*cking superman!

just so the DC writers will stop with glorifying and wanking him off in every animated series, comic or movie he is in.
He is a boring superhero, his stories are boring and no matter what, he will always win (even when he is weakened by either the red sun or kryptonium he can still beat his enemies).

oh and ill just name a few more:
-Mickey mouse
-Minni mouse
-every Super Mario Character
-Master Chief
-all the characters from Lost, Heroes, Prison Break, OC, One Three hill and CSI Miami.
-all Star Wars and Star Trek characters
-the complete cast from Final Fantasy XII
-almost every Naruto character
-Griffith from Berserk

and a lot more that i cant think of right now

 

[The_ModeRazor]

But... but if they are killed then they die!
That's not nice.

 

[Alias42]

On first instinct: Navi! Also: almost every single character in almost every story ever told that is there to provide "comic relief". Merin and Pippin are off, though.

 

[Gabanuka]

For the former, I'd want to see "Kitty" from the Bartimaeus Trilogy killed off.

What do you have against Kitty?

OT: I'd like to see Harry Potter to die, i just think it would be really funny to read about how Voldermort takes over the world.