What Floats your boat?

[Kellerb]

Water. of vast quantities.

 

[Draconalis]

I don't have a boat, but buoyancy is what would float it, if I did.

Buoyancy. I win.

Dammit, I was going to say Bouyancy.

I beat both of ya'll.

Ha!

 

[rwllay]

technically my boat doesn't float, it is hoisted about a metre above the water by several helicopters

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Wa-

What floats my boat? Water

Fuck.

Hot chocolate then.

THE LIQUID OF KINGS!


Is your boat also made out of marsh-mallows?

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Custard. Though it's not so much floating as just... supporting it.

 

[Maeta]

The concept of buoyancy creating an upward force from a fluid surface applied to the hull of said boat... or if I were in final fantasy, air and suspension of any logic and decent, coherent narrative

 

[Owen Majkowski]

Seamen. Can anyone honestly say that their boat would be floating without seamen? The power of seamen is the driving force behind keeping any worthy boat afloat.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Marshmellows? Ha! I laugh! My boat is a bannana!
.
.
.
A banana boat!

How perculiar.
Perhaps if you were to put chocolate buttons into this 'banana boat' of yours, you could make a banana split?
Just don't forget the ice-cream.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

The blood of my enemies.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

The blood of my enemies.

The only way to go!

Well, I stayed on a houseboat a while ago, and that was kept afloat by polystyrene. So that

How boring for you, no exploding monkeys?

Seamen. Can anyone honestly say that their boat would be floating without seamen? The power of seamen is the driving force behind keeping any worthy boat afloat.

I see your pun and raise.
Checkmate.
You sunk my battle-ship.
Or whatever game we're supposed to be playing here...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Physics float my boat using a concept called bouncy or something... Something to do with the anti-gravity nature of the hull in contact with the water. Boring science stuff anyway.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Eh, last time I got involved with a banana split, it didn't go so well.

On second thoughts perhaps Bananas aren't the best way to go...
They better get the fuck back up them stairs!
Creepy bananas...

 

[Belaam]

Skyrim.

or, more so, zettai ryouiki (type A or B).

 

[Tselis]

Knitted wool, with a hefty coating of lanolin and some 2x4s.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

From that comment, I can only assume that you don't know what polystyrene means when used in this context

Oh no, i understood, it was just terribly boring.
So i spruced it up with exploding alien monkey super babies.
FROM SPACE!
*wibbly fingers*
WooooOOOOOOOooooo...

 

[Letitha]

Good old fashioned willpower