What game announcement would make you crap your pants?

[mr.mystery]

megaman legends 3. loved those games as a kid

 

[Beautiful End]

Kingdom Hearts 3 or Megaman Legends 3 for the PS3. And the game will look so awesome that I will not crap my pants. In fact, I will lose the ability to crap at all.

Runner ups are:
-An FFVIII remake/sequel.
-A Legend of Dragoon remake/prequel (I don't want a sequel)
-A good Jak and Daxter sequel. The Lost Frontier was slightly disappointing and it was clear it wasn't owned by Naughty Dog anymore. I would like to NOT notice that.

News that would make me crap my pants in a bad way:
-KH3 is coming out for the Wii.

 

[Beautiful End]

megaman legends 3. loved those games as a kid

Already coming out...for the 3DS. :/

 

[Kadoodle]

I had this idea for an FPS. There is a war, another more advanced civilization invades your nation, with cyberpunk technology, and you set up a valiant defense with your inferior steampunk technology. In the end your civilization is destroyed.

You would be able to freeroam ala borderlands or fallout 3 in an industrial steampunk city.


If that game were to be made, and were to have a multiplayer mode (humans vs clockwork men), and a trailer was to be released, I would literally jizz rainbows.



Also, a proper sequel to F.E.A.R.

 

[Thumper17]

Breaking News: Bethesda have brought forward the release date of Skyrim to June 1st!

I wouldn't be able to decided whether to crap my pants or jizz. Probably both.

That would feel funny, just picture that for a moment. Crapping while orgasming. That would numb you.


Probably an HD Remix super duper collection of all the 3D Grand Theft Autos for PS3, GTA 3 + Liberty stories, Vice City + Vice Stories, San Andreas (Plus all-new DLC?), GTA IV + Ballad and Lost. Maybe the other GTA's thrown in since they're free already and the London expansions.


That or a Rockstar game set in 70's London as a dirty cop, I'd dig that.

 

[aescuder]

Diablo 3 is done and is being released TOMORROW!

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

Shadow the Hedgehog: The Good Version
My head would explode.

 

[MattyintheHatty]

A sequel to the forgotten Sega CD classic Snatcher with Hideo Kojima at the helm of the project.

 

[Graham Whyte]

Brink with a good story, better servers, and more modes

 

[Innegativeion]

Shadow the Hedgehog: The Good Version
My head would explode.

The shameful thing is the game looked interesting, if somewhat odd,

until the gameplay and narrative starts curbstomping you into a dogturd about 5 minutes into the game.

 

[NinjaTigerXIII]

Probably Either Kingdom Hearts 3 or Warcraft IV

 

[T8B95]

Come on, Dungeon Keeper 3! The second one was one of the best management sims of all time in my opinion.

 

[Levethian]

System Shock 3. I'd probably die

Indeed.
I think it's more likely they'll start from the beginning again, since most young people haven't played SS2, and certainly not SS1. Should be a 30-hour game in 3 parts.

*sigh*. One day.

 

[darkman80723]

Bioware and Bethesda are teaming up to make Arcanum 2.

This totally!

 

[shadowform]

A X-Com game with turn based strategy and a 3d isometric perspective.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Kingdom Hearts 3

 

[SlasherX]

Psychonauts 2, all day errday I would explosively cream my pants I'm not even joking.

 

[AvsJoe]

A game that combines Final Fantasy Tactics and Shining Force. 'Splode.

 

[Super Toast]

TimeSplitters 4, Bully 2 and Psychonauts 2.