What Game character would you Beat up?

[SecretTacoNinja]

Link. Sure his games are good, but he just seems like a fruity type of guy.

Naaaaaw, Link has STONES. I'd like to see anyone here beat 50 foot tall monstrosities, go to the depths of hell and still retain their lunches. :3

 

[Elven_Star]

Cloud from FFVII for personal reasons!

 

[Hman121]

Sonic

 

[aww yea]

half the cast of KH.

im sorry the only reason i havent played through again past the roxas intro is donald motherfucking duck.

man i hate loving that game

 

[Actual Charlie Nash]

reaver anyone?

 

[FredFredburgur]

Baird, but he would probably romp on me.

 

[Lazarus Long]

We've already dipped into the Willamette Mall here, but I just have to add Otis. I'd love a minigame in DR2 where you hit a button to call some poor schlub at the worst times.

To venture into uncharted territory, I nominate The King of All Cosmos. Dude needs a brutal lesson in humility.

 

[theonlywildman]

Dom.
Stupi, Stupid, Stupid.
"Hey, i am going to stop this Berserker charging at me by flexing my muscles while looking at it."

 

[PAGEToap44]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

/thread.

 

[literallyanythingelse]

Bill from L4D - me and my 2 friends who have the game try playing co-op or survival, Bill always ends up as the bot. In the bits where you have to hold until rescue or w/e, Bill is always stuck in some corner somewhere saying "Boomer" over and over. Or jumping off cliffs. Or running off when we're all hunkered down in a corner and getting hunter raped. Thank god for friendly fire is all I can say.

EDIT: Also CJ and all his homies from GTA: San Andreas. I just hate ghetto talk, especially when my 13 yr old brother starts calling me "Bled".

 

[Biek]

Ah, sometimes there are just those characters who are so annoying, so poorly written, or so unashamedly evil that I feel like kicking them in the testicles, or in leu there of, the kneecaps.

What Video Game character would YOU Beat the hell out of? Why do they deserve to be beaten/mauled/killed?

For me it's Moriarty from fallout 3, that guy singlehandedly made me rascist against bearded Irishmen.

Add Tenpenny to the list! I always punch him in the jaw, though I always wait untill I get a powerfist for maximun impact.

 

[Sev72]

Hmm... Gotta be the little limpet beggars from AC

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Kratos, because that would make me the worlds baddest mother fucker!

I so second that motion, because if you can beat up Kratos you fucking rock.

 

[cptjack42]

I wouldn't beat a women so I'd get a friend girl to do it for me.

That dirty old hag in Dead rising who opens the doors and lets the zombies in. What a ****.

Without her there would be no game!

Now the clown... he's worth a kicking.

You both seem to have forgotten the worst man in that game...

Spoiler

Otis.

 

[RTR]

Slippy Toad from Star Fox

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Duke Nukem, just to say I did it.

 

[zahr]

I have two:

Augustus Cole from GoW2 for being annoying, and for his weird swaggering attitude. (Actually, I do beat him up, in multiplayer.)

Ashley Williams from Mass Effect for being both religious AND a xenophobe, two traits which I cannot abide in a person.

Spoiler

Guess who gets to guard the nuclear bomb?

 

[Dale Cooper]

The guy that said Otis...

You've won the thread.

The man is a prick.

 

[Lazarus Long]

And when the Feds call you a prick, that means something.