What Game character would you Beat up?

[paiged]

Also, Toad. No, I do not want to fight through yet another castle, if the princess is there and not here then why not tell me that in the first place, you little git?

And this. Definitely this. And while I'm at it, Princess Peach for being so weak and useless, at least until she is CPU controlled in mario party and kicks the ever loving shit out of me. Or when suddenly she becomes the hero in Super Princess Peach...seriously, wtf...

 

[Voicuboyy]

any asian game character.. all of them..i would be so happy after that..

 

[Sindre1]

I would beat up Beat from Eternal Sonata.
Not just for the wordplay.

 

[soulasylum85]

waluigi because hes annoying and serves no purpose except to make a new character for party games. and 50 cent because hes an asshole and since he is in a game that makes him a game character.

 

[hondommond]

OMG if there was ever a person that pissed me off in a game it was scree from Primal for the ps2 his useless hints always make me angry...(I never got past te 4th lvl because I simply got to angry at his little useless gargoyle a$$)

 

[Mr. Socky]

Slippy. 'Nuff said.

 

[Cylem]

I can normally find the good points in any character, including the token exposition characters like Navi, but there are two characters that nearly drove me to chucking their game out the window. Marta and Tenebrae, both from Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World. I almost quit the game during Tenebrae's hour-long tutorial-fest and Marta just never. stopped. whining. Clingy *****...

Issun from Okami almost got to me too, but he kind of grew on me. Plus he was super cute close up.

So yeah, beat up Marta, followed by Tenebrae, and depending on my mood, Issun.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

Ty the Tasmanian Tiger


god i hated that game ¬_¬

 

[sooperman]

I would definitley play SSBB if i owned a Wii. It would satisfy my urges to kill...

Not as much as you might hope.
Play a game like Saints Row or an FPS or something. Brawl is a huge letdown, especialy to anyone who played the earlier games.

 

[electric_warrior]

reaver from fable 2, what an insufferable twat

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

Lamar(?) the headcrab. I hate those damn things so much.

I'd kill Kleiner. Son of a *****, putting me in a broken teleporter.

 

[bluegriffin8]

well, seeing as most of the characters i would like to beat senseless have already been named, i shall go onto another kingdom hearts rant... the members of the organization i would enjoy beating the ever-loving daylights out of:

xemnas: the guy NEVER SHUTS UP
vexen: one of my friends is a huge vexen fangirl, so i can't be too harsh, but still. the guy kinda strikes me as creepy. and a coward. maybe if i beat him up, he'd grow some balls.
zexion: just because of his hair. his freaking flippy emo-tastic emo bangs.
axel: because even though all the fangirls love you, i still want to murder you in your sleep, you traitorous douche
demyx: because even though i love him, he's still and idiot, while paradoxically, he was probably the hardest boss for me to defeat.
larxene: for being a sparky mcüberbitch from hell, and
roxas: just because i don't like him, though i have to admit, he is better than sora. then again, that's not saying much...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Young Butch from Fallout 3.

What a little jackass.

 

[Slayer_2]

That, and the entire population of Lamplight Caverns.

I got a mod just to do that

 

[Fingerprint]

Lamar(?) the headcrab. I hate those damn things so much.

I'd kill Kleiner. Son of a *****, putting me in a broken teleporter.

Yeah, it did kinda suck but without it the game would been a little shorter. Even so I think he deserves punishment for that one.

 

[Yokai]

I'd simply love to kick the everloving crap out of a Combine advisor. Those guys are dicks. And they're giant, ugly alien slugs who eat people's brains. And they have a really frustrating habit of holding you up against a wall and making you watch as they lobotomize someone you know and love through a straw. And they're also dicks. Any more reasons?
I really can't wait for HL2 Episode 3.

I should have put those guys on my list! I would want to cut one of those guys in half by having them follow me through a portal I made with a portal gun, then closing it when they're half-way through. F'n A

You have the right idea, my friend. Who knows, since the Borealis is owned by Aperture Science, maybe we'll get the chance! Whenever Valve decides to let people know Episode 3 is actually being worked on...

 

[Danman1]

Warning - Poop joke and misspeleng

Though this requires a loose definition of 'beat up' I would like to bash in the heads of every Star Wars Character not in KotOR 1 or 2 with a shot gun before blasting their legs off and dumping them in a sewer underneath a mexican restraunt. They are all guilty by association to George Lucas's 6-part personal wanking material.

 

[Danman1]

Oh and Ide like to personally slit the throats of every fairy in Legend of Zelda.

 

[rockingnic]

Don't make me answer this...Rico from Killzone 2. Anyone who played that game not even to the end would know why... He's cannon fodder, he can't kill, can't defend, can't stay out of your line of fire...

 

[Argol228]

Chris redfield, because he is a generic cookie cutter soldier that has no personality. Leon was always better than him. Children on Fable 2, NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH! and finaly, Akuma, Ryu, Ken, Gouken from street fighter. They are the reason the game is full of hadoukan- Shoryukan Spammers. I would also have to add Zengeif because of street fighter 4. All people do with him is grab or spinning lariat. Of course if you could beat all of them up you would be badass.