What Game character would you Beat up?

[Argol228]

I would want to beat up Mario for being Princess Peach's *****. Then I'd go and beat up Peach for being a *****. After that I'd hop a world and kick the crap out of Sora from Kingdom of Hearts, in the vein hope he'd become a man from the experience.

I think that would satisfy my rage for a moment. NO WAIT! Then I'd kick the shit out of Zelda for being a *****, and Link for being Zelda's *****!

Save for link and mario you just want to beat up on woman. What reasons do you have to call Peach and Zelda bitches. I am curios to know why they deserv that title.

 

[PulP FictioN]

Raiden...enough said...especially if you're a metal gear fan.

 

[chiggerwood]

Sonic he hedgehog

 

[SsilverR]

Vergil from dmc3 ?CHILL THE FK OUT YOU UPTIGHT BSTRD!!? i'd yell as i repeatedly punch him in the face .... then i'll notice he got alot taller .... then soon realise he didn't .... the rest of my body from the waist down has been turned into confetti before i even had a chance to blink

 

[balimuzz]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

That would make... what, two? I honestly don't understand why everyone thinks that the vast majority of JRPG characters are androgynous emo kids.

You have to admit though, the recent pickings in the JRPG genre of "male" leads is quite slim. Star Ocean, Tales, Infinite Undiscovery, just to name a quick few. I'm actually glad to see that FFXIII has decided to give one of the male leads some secondary sex characteristics, because FFVII was quite confusing when it came to gender. I'll still hate it, but the character design is a step in the right direction. I'm biased against JRPGs though, so I'm not the best judge.

 

[lykopis783]

Any character I ever had to escort anywhere. I hate escort missions of any sort with a fiery passion.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Id like to beat every affeminate JRPG character posing as a male, then force them to cut their hair and grow some balls. Or maybe im just having a bad day, oh well gets the aggression out.

Personally, I'd just like to beat up every weedy little JRPG lead ever.

I'm definitely looking at you, Final Fantasy XIII. I can already tell I don't like Lightning...

That, and the entire population of Lamplight Caverns.

I would love to beat up that little mayor brat from Lamplight.

And Waluigi. I just don't like him.

 

[JonelethIrenicus]

ANy character that things making people happy is what his or her job. I don't need that in a game.

 

[NotAPie]

Roman from Grand Theft Auto 4.
>_> NO I DO NOT WANT TO GO BOWLING FOR THE LAST TIME!
Okay, lets go to the bar.
*drives helicopter to tallest building and then throws Roman of building*
>->...
*few days later*
"HEY NIKO CAN YOU PICK ME UP?"
AGHH!!!!!

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Otacon, of course. He's such a fucking pussy that I HAVE to kill him!

Dude, he's suppose to be a pussy.

I'm tempted to say Ashley from RE4, but instead I'm going with Sheva, I wasted about 10 clips on the back of head when she ran in front of me while I was shooting at enemy's.

 

[whiskey_hicks]

Without doubt the beggar women from Assassin's Creed, followed by Biwwy from Fallout 3.

Also the Overseer, that jerk.

 

[fearofthemind]

Preytor from War of the Monsters. Shes so freakin annoying.

 

[Thimblefoot]

Well i know nothing about

I would definitley play SSBB if i owned a Wii. It would satisfy my urges to kill...

Not as much as you might hope.
Play a game like Saints Row or an FPS or something. Brawl is a huge letdown, especialy to anyone who played the earlier games.

Well i own Saints Row 2, so that would probabaly be the best option. I can just pretend that each pedestrian is just Mario or Link in disguise...then club them in the face with a steel bat...

Also, i didn't even know Brawl "was" a franchise.

 

[sooperman]

Well i know nothing about

I would definitley play SSBB if i owned a Wii. It would satisfy my urges to kill...

Not as much as you might hope.
Play a game like Saints Row or an FPS or something. Brawl is a huge letdown, especialy to anyone who played the earlier games.

Well i own Saints Row 2, so that would probabaly be the best option. I can just pretend that each pedestrian is just Mario or Link in disguise...then club them in the face with a steel bat...

Also, i didn't even know Brawl "was" a franchise.

Could you dress up your player character as one of them and trow him off a buidling or summat?

 

[Thimblefoot]

Well i know nothing about

I would definitley play SSBB if i owned a Wii. It would satisfy my urges to kill...

Not as much as you might hope.
Play a game like Saints Row or an FPS or something. Brawl is a huge letdown, especialy to anyone who played the earlier games.

Well i own Saints Row 2, so that would probabaly be the best option. I can just pretend that each pedestrian is just Mario or Link in disguise...then club them in the face with a steel bat...

Also, i didn't even know Brawl "was" a franchise.

Could you dress up your player character as one of them and trow him off a buidling or summat?

Nope, not that many clothing options. If there was i would climb to the top of a very high building, then jump off into the rotor blades of a helichoppter!

 

[terribleyetfun]

hmm I`m sure it has been said before but navi for two reasons one she,he,it is so annoying I can handle her advice because it`s optional but the hey listen grates on my nerves when I`m trying to focus and also I want to play squash with her as the ball

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Mcreery from fallout 3, the little kid mayor.
And Navi....lil' nagging *****

 

[Iskenator67]

I'd beat up Kratos; just so I could walk around town and say "I got my ass kicked by the God of War!"