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thejboy88

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Title says it all. While I'm sure we can all give an example of a game we think is bad, what I'd like to know about are the games that, for one reason or another, you find yourself outright HATING. A game that, to you, caused feelings of rage that no other games, even ones you consider terrible, have managed to make you feel. It could be a hate that's the entire length of a game or perhaps just a single moment that made you despise the whole thing, but I think everyone has a game that makes them feel this way.

Please feel free to say what your reasons are for why you feel that particular way about your chosen game, or games.
 

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None I guess?

There are games I dislike and there are games that I was disappointed in but I don't think there has ever been a game that I have bought that I outright hated. Usually games I play that I don't like I recognize are good and just not my cup of tea (see World of Warcraft and other MMORPGs), are good but I just didn't like for one reason or another (see Witcher 2), or I don't play them because why in the world would I purposefully seek out garbage to play when I have such little time for good games (see any game that is infamously bad like Big Rig Truckers or ET).

The closest I get to hate for games I play I suppose are the games that make me hate myself like Madden (getting bested by some little shit stain that throws the same play over and over again and for some reason my double coverage on the guy he just keeps throwing to is not good enough for the game) or Rainbow Six Siege (when I shot that dude in the face but evidently he has some kind of super face that can stop a bullet).
 

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My favourite game ever is the one I hate the most.

Not YOUR favourite game (although it does suck balls), but my favourite game is just a game that never should've been made.

I hate it and wish to be released from its icy grip.
 

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I don't hate many games. If a game is bad then I'm typically apathetic. It has to do something pretty bad to be hated. That said...


I hate Duke Nukem. I hate how crass it is. I hate how misogynistic and creepy it is. I hate how it steals catch phrases from better heroes, like Ash, and passes it of as its own. But, most of all, I hate how painfully unfunny and bland it is. It's the Donald Trump of video games. It's embarrassing to look at, and lacks any kind of self awareness.
 

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I have recently renewed my FF8 Rant for use in threads like this, so I'm good for it.
 

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FalloutJack said:
I have recently renewed my FF8 Rant for use in threads like this, so I'm good for it.
Doesn't like FF8? Can't be trusted. Sit down.

As for my hatred of games.. I don't know. Not many games that I outright hate. Many that I have zero interest in, but if I had to say any, it'd have to be moe-type visual novel aka "kawaii weeaboo horseshit". I'm very fond of japanese games, but those in particular crosses a line.
 

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Kina said:
Kersnippity


*Sits down on top of Kina*

Actually, this is quite comfee, thanks. Did you have an actual point to make, Mr. Bear?
 

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Candy Crush Saga is the first thought in my mind, but I dont want to legitimize it as a game.

Marvel vs Capcom 3 is a strong choice, cause I returned it. I almost never return games, hell I still own my copy of Street Fighter V and that game is garbage too.

The new Hitman game too, because fuck Square Enix. I refuse to buy it.
 

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Godus.

Peter Molyneux, you were good in the 90's. You made Populous, Syndicate, Theme Park, Dungeon Keeper, Magic Carpet etc. What the hell happened? I could understand if Godus was something you had never done before, but it was basically Populous, and you've done three of those already. You've just got worse and worse over the course of your career. So sad . . .
 

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Undoubtedly "Halo 4". Though I'm sure a depressing amount of my posts are ragging on the poor thing.

Suffice to say: I hate the direction it took; I hate pretty much all the new lore; I hate the villain and that new Covenant faction; I hate the aesthetic changes to the Covenant races; I hate that it feels more like yet another conclusion to the series[footnote]After "Halo 3" and "Reach" both had this overriding conclusive tone to them[/footnote] than the beginning of a new trilogy; most of all I hate the fact that there is such good potential in there that is squandered by everything else. The penultimate mission on that asteroid station is a genuinely good one imo, and the Cortana/Chief relationship is taken to its logical conclusion in a decent way.

Gameplay wise it's just another "Halo" game. For all the visual flair of the Prometheans, they largely just fill the combat roles the Flood did with the odd mini-boss enemy thrown in to spice things up. And as far as I'm concerned the series peaked with "ODST" in terms of gameplay, so it's not entirely "4"'s fault I don't care one way or the other for it.

In all honesty it's not this horrendous worst game ever or anything. I've played worse games, but as a huge fan of the series it fills me with nothing but disgust and hatred.
 

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Street Fighter IV. I used to get mad at games. Scream, maybe throw the controller, stuff like that. But I would always walk away, cool off, and come back and press forward.

But to hell with that game. To hell with Seth. I've never been good at fighting games, but I can always at least BEAT them in story mode, even if I have to set it on easy. But not here. I earned one trophy in that game, and it was so rage inducing for me that I pulled it out, shoved it back in its case, and tossed it under my dresser so that it would be too much trouble to try again for the fiftieth time.
Eventually traded it in and I have never regretted it. Hate that game.
 

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Hate? Hate...hmm...hate hate hate, lemme see... *swirls a glass of mysterious (but probably alcoholic) liquid* Not sure on the whole hate class of emotion, but something about modern final fantasy rubs me up the wrong way like an overly confident tentacle tree's sexual advances. I also had a really crap time with tower defense games, but can't hold it against them, am unnaturally hard to please.
Football games? That sport in particular provokes a negative instinctual response, but rocket league found a way to make it kind of OK by replacing twats with rocket powered flea cars. Ooh ooh...poker games! Maybe those too would be better with rocket powered flea cars instead of shady bastard magpies. I must retire to my rocky chambers to dwell upon these thought-seeds.
 

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Okay, I'll nominate one...Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood.

No, it's not the worst game ever made, Sonic or otherwise. However, I do hold a lot of disdain for it, and the short version of it is that it's lazy. It came from BioWare after I was blown away by Mass Effect, and then I got this. And let's be clear, Sonic isn't exactly an unblemished series - there are far worse games, like I said, but this was a particular kind of irksome. Even some of the worst Sonic games at least felt like the developers were trying. Secret Rings at least had a good story. Sonic Labyrinth at least had an idea that might have worked. '06 could have been great if more time had been allowed in its development. But SC has no excuse, because the laziness comes entirely in its story.

First of all, BioWare didn't give a damn about continuity, despite all claims that they wanted to dive into the setting. They screw this up from the outset by having Green Hill Zone, Station Square/Central City, and Metropolis Zone all border each other, despite the fact that Green Hill is on South Island, Metropolis is on Westside Island, and Station Square/Central City is supposed to be in the United Federation - in another hemisphere. Fine, I can live with wonky geography, goodness knows Sonic Battle is guilty of this as well. What Battle ISN'T guilty of is Dark Legion rip-offs. Because that's what the Nocturnus Clan are - Dark Legion knock-offs. Archieverse material in the Segaverse that undermines the entire storyline of Sonic Adventure. Because while not strictly a retcon, it does establish that:

a) Pachamac was just a really nice guy who wanted to save his people.

b) Tikal is more or less an idiot for siding with the chao over the Knuckles Clan.

I'm going to go out on a limb that Sonic Adventure didn't want to convey these ideas, that the echidnas were a selfish, war-like people who sowed the seeds of their own destruction, that SA1 is a tragedy in as much that it fits the literary definition (flaws lead to disaster which is beyond the protagonists' control), and that Sonic Chronicles either doesn't know, or doesn't care, that it undermines the whole thing? Frankly, I'm going with "doesn't care." Because that's the overall feeling I get. Lazy story, lazy writing, not even decent music.

So, now that the game has managed to sour me from the moment of reading the manual, I get to enjoy a bland RPG that feels like a cash-in more than anything else. A cash-in where robotization exists (because that makes sense in the Segaverse), where we enter the Twilight Cage (more Dark Legion stuff), where we go through the rigamarole of allying with boring alien races, and reach the point when I gave up after it establishes that Emerl was just one of many gizoids, which undermines his character in Sonic Battle.

Oh, and it ends on a cliffhanger, because of course it does, and the credits have Sonic and Tails talking about the history of BioWare. Because that's what we all want, isn't it? And since this game never got a sequel, it's thus the conclusion of the series (chronologically) that Eggman wins. Yay. Or something. I like to think that Sonice 2017 takes place after it, with the whole 'join the resistance' thing.

Like I said, this isn't a bad game. I'm probably investing way too much thought in a series that's never really been that strong in continuity. But when you build up a game based entirely on that continuity, when you undermine that continuity at every turn, when you just give this sense of laziness that permeates the whole thing...well, yeah. It joins my "most disappointing games of all time" list for a reason.

Speaking of which:

Evonisia said:
Undoubtedly "Halo 4". Though I'm sure a depressing amount of my posts are ragging on the poor thing.

Suffice to say: I hate the direction it took; I hate pretty much all the new lore; I hate the villain and that new Covenant faction; I hate the aesthetic changes to the Covenant races; I hate that it feels more like yet another conclusion to the series[footnote]After "Halo 3" and "Reach" both had this overriding conclusive tone to them[/footnote] than the beginning of a new trilogy; most of all I hate the fact that there is such good potential in there that is squandered by everything else. The penultimate mission on that asteroid station is a genuinely good one imo, and the Cortana/Chief relationship is taken to its logical conclusion in a decent way.

Gameplay wise it's just another "Halo" game. For all the visual flair of the Prometheans, they largely just fill the combat roles the Flood did with the odd mini-boss enemy thrown in to spice things up. And as far as I'm concerned the series peaked with "ODST" in terms of gameplay, so it's not entirely "4"'s fault I don't care one way or the other for it.

In all honesty it's not this horrendous worst game ever or anything. I've played worse games, but as a huge fan of the series it fills me with nothing but disgust and hatred.
I pretty much second all of this. Halo 4 isn't my most hated game of all time, but for me, it's one of the most disappointing, even after having reservations from the start. While I felt Halo 5 was a step up, and 343 has produced some good stuff, the Halo series stands in testament to knowing when to quit. Given how Reach bookended the series, that felt like the perfect place to leave off.
 

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Evonisia said:
Undoubtedly "Halo 4"...
Snipped the rest but I agree with you. The new lore is pretty awful, the new enemy types are annoying as Hell, the fact that Covenant aliens are evil again is baffling. From a gameplay standpoint, everything seems to be all sizzle, no steak. The weapons all seem utterly useless, even on the easiest settings and I don't recall another Halo that lets you run away from fights. This is another entry in the series that makes me long for a Halo based 100% on vehicular combat. I don't know if I hate Halo 4 the most though.

If there's one game that I really do hate though, it would have to be Mario Party 10. I didn't like Mario Party 9 due to the combination of poor minigames and a dumb car mechanic that meant everybody moved at the same time. Nintendo took whatever complaints it got about MP9 and tossed them into a fire since Mario Party 10 just seemed to be Mario Party 9-2. What's worse, Mario Party 9 had one saving grace and that was Goombah Bowling...Mario Party 10 didn't have such an equivalent (strangely, Game & Wario is the one with the weirdly good Bowling mini-game). Mario Party 10 was a downright insult...but so too was Wii Sports Club on the Wii U.

Wii Sports Club started as an eShop game with a subscription sort of system. It did eventually launch as a physical disc but compared to even then, only 5 games were on offer. If you didn't like to use the gamepad than you only really had a choice of 3 out of the 5 games on the disc and they were all on the Wii Sports or Resort game that you almost definitely had hidden around your house somewhere. During the early days, the Wii U was absolutely hurting for software but Wii Sports Club doesn't even have the same amount of polish as other bad Wii U games like Game & Wario or Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival.
 

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Probably Dragon Age 2. It was the last game I was hyped about, and it was a completely unfinished mess, full of retcons, plot holes, and completely baffling design decisions.

I didn't like:
-How you couldn't talk to party members outside of specific locations and only during side quests
-The patched together mess of a story
-The completely meaningless choices
-The dialogue wheel
-The voiced protagonist
-Carver whining at me over every little thing
-Psychic Hawke picking up a random item and instantly knowing who lost it
-The other unlikable party members
-The repeated nonsensical dungeons
-Every party member hitting on me and then getting all offended when I tell them to bugger off
-That mage Hawke made absolutely no sense in the story
-Carver again because he JUST WON'T SHUT UP!
-The fact that the city never changes at all over ten bloody years
-That every single mage went abomination, making the supposedly ambiguous conflict completely black and white
-That being the Champion of Kirkwall was both meaningless and unearned
-That the 'Varrick story' framing device was so underused
-That Anders was such a freaking moron and there's nothing you can do about it
-That the game completely ruined the Dragon Age series
 

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Dreamfall Chapters, fuck it, fuck it all the way, killing April and reincarnating her as ultra mary sue, having absolutely no gameplay, going "politics for 8 year olds" and using holocaust imagery for their dumb plot, just hated it all the way.
Well damn...

FalloutJack said:
I have recently renewed my FF8 Rant for use in threads like this, so I'm good for it.
Na buddy I agree with Kina, FF8 has a lot of problems but it has fantastic pacing in the first two disks, oddly fresh feeling versions of cliche characters and the super cliche high school meets fantastic setting. Combat is just as great any classic FF (even if the magic collections system was a little too tedious) and it has one of the best mini games of them all. All in all i'd give FF8 a solid "not that shit" rating.

The game I can't stand, and I will continue to preach hate for it, is Undertale. That game had so much potential, so much it could of done and instead is becomes a memetic, self-indulgent, grind with little interest in actually using it's moral system to make combat interesting and more to do with making 3 shallow choices to allow replayability. Also Sans and Papyrus shit me to tears and so does Alphys and Metaton. The game is less Cave Story meets visual novel and more d grade web comic with an interactive world.
 

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Well, that's all fine for you, but your opinions are opinions and have no bearing on my experiences. It was poor and lackluster and I can give details, unlike poor Kina who simply dismisses people and then offers for you to sit on his face.

EDIT: Final Fantasy 4 is 'Not That Shit'. It's bland, but not horrible. Bad, but not terribad.