What game do you NOT want Yahtzee to review?

[godfist88]

Frogger, because it'll be the shortest mock review ever.

 

[Tryforlive]

Dragon Age 2 because everybody else is bashing it already

 

[godfist88]

Damn double post.

 

[Jennacide]

I don't care what he reviews, because I know the show is to be taken with a grant of salt, and we don't see eye to eye on a handful of games already. But it does make for good comedy. Even games I fully expect to enjoy, or already do, I'd be amused to see him tear apart.

Actually, no, I can think of one. Dragon Age 2. And only because I'm so very tired of hearing people ***** about it, and no matter what he says, even if he somehow loves the game, the thread will devolve into nerdrage fans barking at each other like dogs.

 

[Yopaz]

Even if Yahtzee tore my favourite games to shreds, it wouldn't have an effect on my opinion, and I'd still find the humour in the review.

Silent Hill 2 and Zelda OoT are my 2 all time favourite games -shrugs- Years of being a fangirl wont be changed by 1 person reviewing them, no matter how amazing they are at their job.

I agree, if he tears my favourite games apart I wont shed a tear as long as he does it right. If he can review a game I like, tear it apart completely I will laugh just as much as for a game I dislike. Even on games I do like I often agree with the things he dislike about it. There's no game I wouldn't like to see reviewd.

 

[Android2137]

Freecell

I don't know why, but that cracked me up. I personally don't care what he reviews as long as he's entertaining.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Dynasty Warriors 7.

I really don't want to have to sit through someone mispronouncing Cao Cao again.

 

[Canid117]

He shouldn't review Pokemon because I like it and he won't.

What will you have to stop liking it as soon as he reviews it?

 

[GeorgW]

I want him to review every game ever made,

This. I just can't get enough, and if there's a game out there I want him to review it.
Also, I'm hoping for Pokémon today. That should be interesting.

 

[sora91111]

Any game I tresure, because even if it's a good game it never reaches Yahtzee standards.

 

[Rayne870]

I came to Escapist for him, and I stay because I learned that for all that he says he is only entertaining. I don't value most of his opinions and I disagree on a wide amount of subjects. But the Escapist as a whole keeps me fairly well informed with minimal effort on my part.

 

[DrMetal]

Duke Nukem Forever.

Because when gearbox releases it (considering it was his most popular review), him to reviewing it will be too funny. too funny in terms of every one, ever raging at him for not reviewwing it =D

 

[Inujade]

Even if I love a game to pieces, I still like to hear what he has to say against it. He almost always has good and valid points. SOMEONE needs to complain about good games, it's the only way to get even better ones.

Besides, it's funny.

 

[Crises^]

ff7 he would rip that game to shreds

 

[MrGalactus]

errrm....missile command.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney... I know he won't review it ever... But i still don't want him to

 

[Alfador_VII]

I want him to review everything.

Even ripping apart games I love is awesome, I just love his style. He wouldn't make me hate a game I liked.

Interesting recaptcha, the 2nd thing isn't a word, looks like a cat walked across the page with inky paws.

 

[Bakuryukun]

Yahtzee is a free man, he can review what he wishes, I wouldn't stop him even if I could. I've disagreed with him plenty of times, but what's more important to me is that he can explain his hatred of a game.

 

[norwegian-guy]

Pretty much games that he can't raqnt about for 5 minutes, like Pacman or flower. It's litteraly impossible to make a regular episode about that kind of games.