What games can you beat (if you were switched with the game's main character)
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I might be able to beat Assassin's Creed if I had experience swordfighting (and was good at it).
Pokemon. I'd probably join the police. Ironically Rome Total War, I have so much experience playing the game that I'd probably make quite a good commander under that universes laws (the rather unrealistic ability to give commands instantly and so forth.)
Fallout 3 - I'm a good shot with a rifle.
Oblivion - I know how to use a bow quite efficiently. And I would dedicate a lot of time in that world learning how to tear things a new one with magic before setting off anywhere anyway.
Pokemon - That would just be too easy.
Give me some dark god-like abilities and I'll add Prototype and The Darkness to that list.
Dead Rising - Those hordes are slow as hell. It would just be comedy relief day after day.
Oblivion - I know how to use a bow quite efficiently. And I would dedicate a lot of time in that world learning how to tear things a new one with magic before setting off anywhere anyway.
Pokemon - That would just be too easy.
Give me some dark god-like abilities and I'll add Prototype and The Darkness to that list.
Dead Rising - Those hordes are slow as hell. It would just be comedy relief day after day.
Professor Layton & the Curious Village
Except when someone gives me a puzzle when I ask them a question, I'll just hold a gun up to their head and say "no."
Except when someone gives me a puzzle when I ask them a question, I'll just hold a gun up to their head and say "no."
If I had Alex's abilities, I would be a lot cleaner than him, and probably get the job done sooner too. All one has to do is infiltrate the military from the inside by using a disguise of a higher-up.Kazturkey said:
I could also beat Street Fighter, Soul Calibur, and almost any other fighting game on the planet if I got to fight as myself. I can see it now...
Announcer: READY? FIGHT!
Enemy: (Insert typical fighting game intro here)
Me: *pulls out shotgun* *shoots opponent*
Announcer: K.O.! Wait...did you fucking kill him? Jesus Christ man! Uhh...YOU WIN...asshole.
I took a quick look over my games shelf and I came up with the following:
Pokemon, Pikmin, Amazing Island, and Overlord definitely, since its not me doing the work. I might be able to do Metroid if I also got an epic suit of highly adaptable space armor with a built in arm cannon. However, Metroid has a similar problem which keeps me from saying Legend of Zelda, Fallout 3, and No More Heroes: I'm a coward. Metroid has a few moments where I would panic and run screaming if it was me in there. For example, in Metroid Prime 3 there was one instance where I took an energy canister out of the wall in a xenoresearch lab full of metroids contained in forcefield containers. I knew full well what would happen when I took out the energy canister, but that didn't make it any better. Those particular metroids having the ability to turn incorporeal to dodge my ice missiles and pop out of the walls certainly didn't help. If I, personally, were in that scenario, lets just say that I'd need to clean out my space armor. Another such example came up in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, in that water temple with the revolving staircase. I was getting ready to go fight the final boss, but much to my dismay that boss was at the bottom of a deep, dark, water filled hole. It took me quite a while to work up the courage to jump in, and if I were in that scenario I would have just given up on saving Zelda. Water is...not my element. The problem in Fallout 3 and No More Heroes is much simpler: I'm afraid of bullets. I would have just given up on finding my dad or becoming the #1 assassin in those games. I didn't even consider any of Mario's games; I'm just not in good enough shape for that kind of action. Sure, Mario's not in such great shape either, but his superhuman strength probably helps with that.
Pokemon, Pikmin, Amazing Island, and Overlord definitely, since its not me doing the work. I might be able to do Metroid if I also got an epic suit of highly adaptable space armor with a built in arm cannon. However, Metroid has a similar problem which keeps me from saying Legend of Zelda, Fallout 3, and No More Heroes: I'm a coward. Metroid has a few moments where I would panic and run screaming if it was me in there. For example, in Metroid Prime 3 there was one instance where I took an energy canister out of the wall in a xenoresearch lab full of metroids contained in forcefield containers. I knew full well what would happen when I took out the energy canister, but that didn't make it any better. Those particular metroids having the ability to turn incorporeal to dodge my ice missiles and pop out of the walls certainly didn't help. If I, personally, were in that scenario, lets just say that I'd need to clean out my space armor. Another such example came up in Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, in that water temple with the revolving staircase. I was getting ready to go fight the final boss, but much to my dismay that boss was at the bottom of a deep, dark, water filled hole. It took me quite a while to work up the courage to jump in, and if I were in that scenario I would have just given up on saving Zelda. Water is...not my element. The problem in Fallout 3 and No More Heroes is much simpler: I'm afraid of bullets. I would have just given up on finding my dad or becoming the #1 assassin in those games. I didn't even consider any of Mario's games; I'm just not in good enough shape for that kind of action. Sure, Mario's not in such great shape either, but his superhuman strength probably helps with that.
I know Raccoon City like the back of my hand, but I doubt I'd last long after a few Cerberus' or one Tyrant.
I could probably handle some Metal Gear Solid stealth and such, but up against an actual Metal Gear model I'd be pissing myself.
So I suppose it'd come down to be filling the slot of Cait Sith. I'll be completely useless, yet still have undeserved fame.
I could probably handle some Metal Gear Solid stealth and such, but up against an actual Metal Gear model I'd be pissing myself.
So I suppose it'd come down to be filling the slot of Cait Sith. I'll be completely useless, yet still have undeserved fame.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.AmrasCalmacil said:
