What games do you flat-out suck at?

[Kije]

Freaking Halo Online.
...Wait, what year is it?
... OH SHI-

 

[hurfdurp]

I don't have the ability to collect more than three coins in battle mode of Mario Kart for the Wii.

 

[Vault101]

Strategey and racing, As much as I liked Dragon Age my tactics went about as far as mashing the "heal" button and hoping no one dies

 

[GameGoddess101]

Most FPS games.... with the exception of Halo, so if you'll excuse me I'll go kill myself nao... *hides in shame*
Racing and Sports games...
AND fighting games... I try to go into God of War mode in Fighting games, but I'm too much of a strategist... Then I just button mash, but that doesn't work either.

 

[Speedwagon]

There was a Tom Clancy Rainbow 6 game on the GameCube that I couldn't get past the first level and the same goes for the Tom Clancy Splinter Cell games.

 

[ceeqanguel]

back in the last days when arcades were still awesome in Quebec (1997-99 was college time for me) There were two school of thoughts: The Monks of Street Fighter(s) vs Mortal Kombatants.

I genuinely never understood any of the frakking moves in MK...
Mk and any sport and racing games. I sucked at them as a child and I hate them today.

 

[Quazimofo]

I don't do too well with RTS, Sports, and Fighting games.

I don't seem to have the uber-micro for RTS.

you dont really need uber micro for rts. all you ahve to do is remember what builds what while building some guys and sending them out to scout so you know what to build to counter the enemy whil remembering to build and scout at the same time and......

you know what? i guess you do need to be good at micro to play rts. i guess i just associated the term with constant management of every single unit in any size fight.

though a good strategy is get a perimeter of guys so you can see shit coming a mile away and react.

as for me im atrocious at racing games besides mario/F-Zero. but i dont really like them that much anyway. no turtle shells and bananas and bomb-bombs or captain falcon= not soo much fun

 

[Quazimofo]

Real time strategy games. I try to keep everyone alive.

thats why i cant beat pikmin. i dont want any of them to die so i gave up when the dungeons got real dangerous (im talking pikmin 2 i never got pikmin 1 for reasons i really dont know why)

 

[Zakarath]

Fighting games... I pretty much just mash buttons at random... the only one I have any sort of experience in is SSB:Melee and I'm even just a lightweight at that.

 

[delanofilms]

All of them. I really can't seem to find something that I'm good at at all.

 

[Allan53]

AD&D. I'm congentially incapable of understanding THAC0. No, don't explain it to me, I've had it explained to me six times and I still don't get it.

I do play other P&P RPGs, just can't get THAC0

 

[theevilsanta]

6 months of not playing any fps and I'll still finish at least 2nd in a game of Counter-Strike.

Been playing Starcraft 2 for my first online RTS and I'm on the top of my gold division.

Defense of the Ancients or Heroes of Newerth though .... I love the games, but I can't get above average rating. I just don't get it. So yeah, MOBA games or whatever.

Never played against humans in fighting games though (except SSB where I 3 v 1 my friends and beat them without losing a life).

 

[SeriousSquirrel]

every Fighting game...ever

And I tend to really suck at online multiplayer, good at splitscreen though.

 

[nicholaxxx]

ever since I chose fighting games as my 'area of expertise', my skill in FPS has declined if that's what you were looking for.

other than that, I can never seem to do well in RTS games, although I dominate at League of Legends

 

[teh_Canape]

That could be because MoH actually requires you to use cover and so forth, as opposed to CoD's sprint around and hold down fire gameplay. It's worth sticking with though, once you get the shotgun for special ops everything is way more fun.

it's not really that, but rather that I'm not really used to MoH's move speed and stuff, especially the way the gun "dances", kinda distracts me =P

 

[EvilMaggot]

hardcore flight simulator's ... Il-2 something... didnt even get the plane in the air.. i crashed into a tree at the end of the runway

 

[Dango]

I just suck at Madden games, I can never seem to get a first down.

 

[zehydra]

Halo. I'm pretty good at just about every other fps game, but I just can't seem to be good at Halo. Except gravity hammers, for whatever reason, I own with gravity hammers, lol. (I don't own Halo, so this is just based on my experience at Halo parties)