What games do you suck at?

[Omrosa Samosa]

Got to agree with RTS. I love the idea of playing, for example, a massive game of civilization with friends, but I am simply dreadful at that game. Everyone else is busy beefing their armies with tanks while i'm still fumbling around with the menus and hot keys.....maybe i'm just shit at PC games

 

[MikailCaboose]

Touhou, i love the gameplay and music, but damnnnnn it's hard

I've tried the 12th one on normal...
Let's just say that you will hate UFO's from then on.
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Then Lunatic is even worse...

 

[Trippy Turtle]

racing games drain my life..... but i really suck at games that require patience or more specifically missions where you have to survive a certain amount of waves/time.

edit: scratch that time limits are my biggest hate

 

[Simalacrum]

Football games (or 'soccer' as some call it) - I played against my friend and he was literally able to get his goalie to trot down the field to the other side and score a hat-trick. All my guys were uselessly tackling the ground about 6 feet away from him while I rolled across the floor in hopeless fits of laughter

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Bayonetta, apparently. I always think that I'm doing really well and then I get the "stone" award and it plays weird music.

 

[Rewdalf]

Button mash-y combo memorization games like Street Fighter.
The only game where my friend beat me.

 

[CheesusCrust]

RTS games. I just can't micro-manage multiple things at once. If I turn my attention to combat my economy falls apart and vice-versa

 

[Alon Shechter]

Halo.
I'm a COD veteran and an expert in ArmA but I just can't get Halo.

 

[Sun Flash]

FPSs online, I'm fine in single player and can usually handle it on legendary/veteran, but online I am just awful.*

It feels like I've been a Warrant Officer forever. *sniff*



[sub]* Apart from his one time, My entire team ditched me in a slayer match in Halo 3. Took on six reds and won (just)all by my lonesome by sneaking and sniping. I felt bad ass.[/sub]

As a side note, this is my 777th post. Bungie would be proud.

 

[Nannernade]

Probably Street Fighter, got it one year for my birthday and I couldn't beat anyone I turned down my difficulty and they still kicked my ass with amazing super moves just because I don't know Fighter lingo like to do this move k + b + a + chicken leg + Madden + softball + bbbbbbbbbbb x bingo was his nameo

 

[Infinatex]

Well, I can never seem to win at RTS games, i love them, but I can't compete.

This is me, though it doesn't really bother me when I lose.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

Probably Street Fighter, got it one year for my birthday and I couldn't beat anyone I turned down my difficulty and they still kicked my ass with amazing super moves just because I don't know Fighter lingo like to do this move k + b + a + chicken leg + Madden + softball + bbbbbbbbbbb x bingo was his nameo

You sir, are my new best friend.

 

[TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN]

I saw Monopoly up there somewhere so I'm gonna say right off the bat, any board game you challenge me at you will win.

As for video games, I know for sure that I suck at skateboarding games. Skate 3 for example, I just learned how to do all the really hard moves so I could show off, I can't go on huge trick streaks and land each one flawlessly. I fall on my face every single time.

Computer games!

Simcity Creator! I couldn't keep a city going in that game for over an hour. And yeah, I think those are all the games that come to mind.

 

[Quaidis]

Devil May Cry 3. I suck at it. I can't even beat Cerberus in, what, the second level?

edit - sorry, Cerberus is the boss at the end of the first level. See? I just hurt my own pride right there.

 

[Master Kuja]

Bad Company 2.
Well, I suck where my KD is concerned anyway, it's a lousy 0.50. I'm more of a team-mate helping man myself.

Devil May Cry 3. I suck at it. I can't even beat Cerberus in, what, the second level?

In fairness, that game is notoriously fucking difficult.

 

[Quaidis]

Bad Company 2.
Well, I suck where my KD is concerned anyway, it's a lousy 0.50. I'm more of a team-mate helping man myself.

Devil May Cry 3. I suck at it. I can't even beat Cerberus in, what, the second level?

In fairness, that game is notoriously fucking difficult.

Yes, true. Awesomely difficult.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Most of them.
I play to pass the time, not because I am any good at them.

You'd think having played them since before I could talk would have earned me at least a little bit of skill, but nope.