I can't believe nobody has said it yet.
I would have Cthulu guard my house. He'd have his own little Cthulu Aquarium and if anyone breaks into my house there only hope will be to hit him with a boat.
I would also take anyone possessed by the necronomicon as an alternative,
I would have Cthulu guard my house. He'd have his own little Cthulu Aquarium and if anyone breaks into my house there only hope will be to hit him with a boat.
I would also take anyone possessed by the necronomicon as an alternative,