What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?

[Wanocorc]

Hk-47 from KotoR, not only can he humor me, he is a killing machine, literally

 

[Sky Captanio]

Chuck Norris. I win. END OF DISCUSSION!

In all fairness he does win.

 

[timetuner]

Any non-humanoid collossus but not the two tiny ones

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

Sauron. For obvious reasons, I think.

Actually...that depends on which form of Sauron you want, i mean having a big eye guard your house doesnt really do much good except for the fact that he can alert you, but i doubt an eye will do much good as defence if there were to be an invasion (for some reason)

Actually, the big eye is also capable of making you wilt...and foam at the mouth. Oh, and he can make you TRIP THE FUCK OUT.

 

[dark_taint92]

Chuck Norris. I win. END OF DISCUSSION!

has to be from a game u fail

 

[SteakHeart]

Vortigaunt all the way: they can heal and restore vital energy.

Agreed. Plus, they could help you with literature class.

"We bear the suffering of boingo boingo whoopsy knickers..."

 

[Sky Captanio]

Chuck Norris. I win. END OF DISCUSSION!

has to be from a game u fail

Chuck Noris is from anything and everything. He can not be beaten at anything.

 

[stabnex]

I wouldn't mind having a pack of Fel Beasts circling my house at night for protection.

 

[oLEDs]

ONYXIA! Only an army of 40 trolls and elves armed with magic spells and enormous glowing weapons would take her down.

Well, now a days I guess all it takes is a level 80 death knight and his army of undead tho.. bleh

 

[Samuel Cook]

He's in a game, so don't lay down your arms. Optimus Prime! How awesome would it be to have a lorry in your drive way, burglars come round and BAM! He's transformed and blown their faces off.. I'd sleep better knowing he was protecting me, that's for sure.

 

[ThePirateMan]

A cute little Deathclaw family.. with pirate hats.

 

[Dottie]

Gate keeper from oblivion.

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Super Mecha Death Christ 3000 BC V2.0 Beta and Mecha Chuck Norris, or the Robot Masters from Mega Man 9, or the Bear from condemned 2. Also in the Halo games Master Chief is called a demon by the covenant.

 

[MasterWhatever]

Cyber Demon from DOOM

 

[Supraliminal]

A Hydra. That must have been in some game. Oh right FF3

 

[Steelfists]

Liberty Prime. Keep the damn commies out.

 

[Julianking93]

Liberty Prime. That would be so cool! Spouting anti communist slogans and vaporizing cars.

Hell Yes!!! Communism is a LIE!!!

 

[GoldenCondor]

Cyberdemon.

Or if one of those is too expensive, one carrier from starcraft.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Portal turret.

Second this. Or a rocket turret from portal.