Small, mean children who do dangerous, stupid or destructive bullshit knowing full well that you cannot so much as touch them lest a fully-armed cop squadron and Chris Hansen descend on you like a biblical plague. And only God can help you if a parent finds a bruise on their child - if you're a person in any amount of responsibility, even so much as a babysitter, and even if you weren't in the country at the time, it's YOUR FAULT and WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING. Children are stupid and active. It is a hallmark of the breed. They jump off things, run into things, run off of things, and punch each other. You can only be there for so much.
When the city cocks up regulations designed to appease these hysterical parents. They do this to cover their own ass, not thinking about the ECEs who now have to do their job without being able to so much as pick up a child. Have you tried herding a room full of four-year-olds without having the benefit of physical contact?
I have an intense dislike of people asking me to do things when I am clearly in the middle of some other crap, and then expecting me to hop to it immediately. Or worse - not telling you they want it done, and instead choosing to ***** at you when you don't anticipate their intention and do it anyway. My mother is the absolute queen of this shit - and what's worse, she's Wiccan, so if I say to her, "I'm not psychic," she responds "Yes you are!" and it never ends.
Flying buzzing insects that circle your head, buzzing and flying and smacking into your ear and getting tangled in your hair. Especially when they're hornets and you can't swat them because their bodies are approximately 95% stinger.
Blame Canada. Stop it. I've stopped wearing my maple leaf in the States because, without fail, every single time I wear it out some loose genetic mistake catches sight of it and belches out BLAME CANADA, apparently expecting applause. It's old and not funny anymore. Stop it.
Seeing people write badly = kind of fun. I like critiquing people, and I like the little ego boost that comes from comparison. Seeing people write badly, get published and wealthy = WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.
Overdraft fees.
