What gives you unlimited power?

[pwned123456]

what happened after i spilled dr.pepper on my tardis command console it slipped into where the time vortex was now i have infinite power

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

The Powerglove. Look at my mighty gauntlet, look at it!

I love the powerglove.. It's so bad.

 

[Shakomaru]

My source of power is the wind, the clouds and the winter.

 

[MammothBlade]

THE MOON

My power is in constant flux with moon cycles. New moon, I'm little more than a squib. Full moon, maximum, UNLIMITED power. This applies during the daytime too. Though it has one inherent side-effect. The greater the moon, the lower my sanity; the lesser the moon, the higher my sanity.

 

[KingKamor]

My death will make me more powerful than any of you could ever imagine.

 

[shrimpcel]

The energizer bunny gives me UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER!!!

 

[Cazza]

Blackmail. If you got dirty on everyone you would have unlimited power. It would have to be good though.

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

The power of friendship.


Also Rophynol.

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

A satainist cult kidnapped me and tried to sacrifice me to summon a demon. Due to a fail in the pentagram the damn thing killed them and possissed me. Now it constantly bitches about how i dont let it do anything.

 

[Edd4224]

Obviously my penis.

This guy's penis.

This dude's penis.
And my balls!
And Cthulhu!
(everyone looks at the unexpected member of the escapist's council of Elrond.)

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

The ability to link people to TV Tropes without their consent. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife]

Damn you! Everytime I click a link to that site I lose half a day, forget to eat, and somehow end up with low self-esteem and an urge to play every ideo game in the world... at the same time!

 

[reiem531]

My massive amounts of Spiral Energy.

 

[thelittleman66]

I have seven of the 13 crystal skulls, so that's power.

 

[Alaster Angelo]

Magnetism and a hatred for all humans.

FOR MUTANTKIND!!!

 

[Shadow flame master]

Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, milk, the souls of my downed enemies, baccon, breakfast, the power of time itself, the internet, anime/manga, music, knowing that my mom can enslave the world, knowing my sister wants to kill me, knowing I have to kill my sister first, being in a dream in a dream in my sister's dream while going deeper in my dream.

WOW! That's a lot.

 

[Blobpie]

Cartoon physics!

No matter WHAT you do, I'll always survive!

paint thinner?

So that's you plan eh? use paint thinner on me so i dissolve and drain into the sewers?
that will only work temporarily! I'll come back NEXT episode to get revenge! (twirls mustache)

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Two penguins in a sheep costume (Old School MMORPG joke)

Spoiler

 

[Suicidejim]

I feed off the misery of humanity. It tastes like apple juice, peculiarly enough. Nevertheless, it gives me a more or less infinite supply of power, which I use to make humanity even more miserable, thus increasing my power to an eternally increasing extent.

Black Death? Yeah, that was me.

Spanish Inquisition? I was all over that.

AIDS? Slavery? Nazi Germany? Terrorism? All down to me.

Reality TV? . . . There are some horrors so great that not even I could cause them.

 

[Conn1496]

My huge penis.

What!? Someone had to say it. I just felt especially obliged.

(In all honesty, I would have said "the internet" as my first option.)

 

[BlackStar42]

I am all your powers combined! I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!