Hmm... this is actually a useful topic if you're planning on selling something. Okay, so far it seems that hot chicks and nudity are good eye catchers, but those don't fit all ads (OR DO THEY!)
I don't know if you can make digital ads shiney... oh if it twer possible, twink of teh possobilities!
I'm only thinking about this because I plan on selling something. Which actually brings up the fact that I clicked this topic because of the title. So wait... am I attracted to titles that may be ironic? WOULD AN AD THAT SAYS "MAY CONTAIN ANTHRAX" HELP SALES?... ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE SELLING ANTHRAX? I have fallen for the "don't click this" several times. I want to make a shirt that says "don't read this", or better yet "don't buy this"... Actually, the shirt would make sense, because after you bought it, what it said wouldn't be funny anymore. Actually, it would be funny if the back side said "I'm rebellious."
I suppose if were talking less about text and the internet... and ads, and more about real life... I'd say about 1 in 3 people at the mall catch my attention. There are some WEIRD people... Also, old women shouldn't have pink hair... or peg legs.