Persi said:
Is it offensive if somebody says "pwned" after killing someone?
Offensive to whom? It depends largely on whom you killed and how.
Kharloth said:
Any sort of rivalry between the US Army and the Marines?
Army and Marines, no. Paras and Marines, hell yes. Not my problem. I was a REMF. I had to deal with the RAF squirts getting high opinions of themselves instead. Children, we could have done your training by accident on the way to ours.
Jark212 said:
What was Boot Camp and Tech School like?
Miserable, but it was planned misery. Everything's worked out to give you a calculated diet of bullshit and hassle and slowly improve your life as you make progress while forging you into a team by making you all hate the wankers together. Then the team got split into streams for different trades. Life got better and the amount of stuff you had to do for yourself without being told (like stay in condition and go and get your weapon out and clean it) increased.
Vivaldi said:
Are drill sergeants ACTUALLY like in Full Metal Jacket?
Whats the most common non-combat injury soldiers get?
I never met one like that but I have heard lines from
The Virgin Soldiers (1966) used on the parade square: "Am I hurtin' you, son? I should be. I'm
STANDING on your HAIR!"
The most common significant injury (tearing a small chunk like a mouse-bite out of your thumb with a greasy piece of jagged metal because The Kit Is Shit is not a significant injury) would be muscle or tendon injuries below the knee. These are largely caused by the fact that The Kit Is Shit.
gonzo20 said:
do you reckon you should be hailed as a hero or would rather just be accepted as a guy who does his job?
I think we'd mostly prefer to just be "dude" or whatever. Good at the job and so on, yes, but anyone who wants personal glory is a liability with serious psychological issues. A hero is someone who knowingly did something really bloody stupid for some sort of good cause and got a good result. I've read some of the George Cross and Victoria Cross citations and I don't want to ever do anything that might get me recommended for one of them,
ever. If the situation had arisen, maybe, but ... no. Not a dream of mine.
Timotheus said:
What's the army's attitude towards pacifists? Does the normal soldier examine conflicts, their reasons and his/her actions' consequences or is it just about obeying orders?
Pacifists: they're weird but whatever.
Reasons and consequences: you're trained not to, and then there isn't time. There's a big culture of heirarchy, and the bigger decisions get taken higher up. A Corporal leads a section, and gives orders along the lines of "you two take up position in that depression." The Captain or Lieutenant commands the platoon or troop and the Sergeant runs it, and they give orders like "harbour area here" or "3 section will conduct reconnaissance to the east of the village." The Major commands the Company or Squadron and the CSM or SSM runs it, and they get to give orders like "support this aid convoy" or "secure that bridge." The Lieutenant-Colonel commands the Battalion and the RSM runs it and it is generally accepted that the RSM is God. This is about where the Navy Captain is, commanding a ship. Above Lt-Col, officers cease to be "of the Royal Corps of Signals" or "of the Corps of Royal Engineers" and start being politicians. As a private, gunner, driver, sapper, signaller, lancer, rifleman or any other equivalent rank, you really don't get to hear about what goes on up there. You get a job to do. Time for thinking about "WTF we're doing here" can be a precious resource better used for writing to your sweetheart.
If you're a Middle East specialist in intel, you
do get to think about it a lot and wonder how many layers of lies there are between the real decisions and what you're hearing and how many of them your Captain has noticed and how many she was supposed to notice ...
vallorn said:
have you heard of the M4/M16 fault where if you get dust or water in the mechanism, the gun misfires and the carry handle flips up into your face. must suck in a desert enviroment.
actualy. is this fault even real?
oh and have you every made a quip while calling in an airstrike?
Never heard of that fault because we used the tinfoil-bodied dirt-magnet called the SA80 until someone noticed a problem and renamed it the L85A1, both of which names it had had since creation, "because SA80 stands for Small Arms of the 80s and if we were still using SA80s now it'd mean we were using twenty-years-out-of-date kit." The one special fault it generally suffered was failure to close, which is why you see British soldiers slap the cocking handle forwards after closing the bolt. Feeding two rounds into the chamber at once and bending both of them was more of a
special kind of fault.
As for quips, does quoting William Wallace saying "Burrrn et!" count? I know someone who did that.
Circleseer said:
Doesn't it get to you that whilst you signed up voluntarily to help your family, you might be destroying families of others by killing men who had no choice but were forced to sign up?
It depends on circumstances again. Watch "Warriors" from the BBC (called "Peacekeepers" in the USA, I think) and ask yourself whether you'd care how they got into their army after some of that. March '03, yes. Taliban, no.
aNimeKing33 said:
If a General (4 or 5 star) says too your platoon(or company, I'm not really that big on military terminology) to go kill the innocents of a village and make it seem as though the rival faction did it,would you have to carry out said order?
You'd have to refuse, and if it came to it you'd have to shoot anyone who tried to follow that order. Then you get to tell the General he just made you kill your best buddy and then you kill him and then you kill yourself ... unless this isn't Hollywood, in which case that's pretty unlikely.
If they want to wipe out half a village they just bomb hell out of it and say "tough titty, bitches." Well, the IDF seem to, anyway.
BonsaiK said:
Do you think the war in Afghanistan is actually winnable? If so, what sort of timeline would you give it, based on what you know? If not, how does that make you feel from day to day doing your job, and especially when people die (on either side)?
You need to define "win". We
won the war there, then abandoned the country while we went off and invaded Iraq instead because rebuilding is
boring and doesn't win votes the way "Mission Accomplished" does, and Afghanistan went to shit and al-Q and the Talis learned a lot about how to be bad news.
Now, I think Afghanistan needs a lot more boots per square kilometre in selected areas, a lot of investment and a lot less corruption. Given the power to do so, I'd use walls, gates and bombard towers to play Qix out there, securing a town and its fields and then joining secured towns together, slowly dividing the country into more and more numerous and less and less expansive pockets of uncleared land, then clear them one at a time. It doesn't really work that way, though.