What have you always wante to ask someone in the Army?

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Blindswordmaster

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theycallmemang said:
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What made you sign up in the first place? National pride? Fear of terrorism?

I wanted to start a family right and with enough capitol to really establish a home. As for terrorism, I've never been scared to fly, if that tells you anything.

In all reality, I wanted to get up off my ass and do something with myself. The sense of pride and confidence I got in myself after 16 weeks of training alone was amazing. I went from cookie dough to iron in will and body. I think that alone was worth it.
Huh huh. It's for some people, but I highly doubt it'd suit me. ^_^ Well as long as you enjoy it that's the main thing.
Well, it really isn't for everyone. That's where I have to get somewhat steamed at people who throw things at me when I'm in uniform and shout, "Baby killer!" out of the security of their speeding car. Yes, that's happened. Yes, more than once.

I have to remind them that I volunteered to do what they might have been drafted to do.
I salute you sir and thank you for serving our country. I plan on joining the Army after I finish my degree. I just want to know if there's really such a divide between officers and enlisted men. Also, what did you score on your ASVAB?

There's no way I could stand people that throw shit at soldiers or call them baby killers.
 

SimpleChimp

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swolf said:
Interested in becoming a Sapper? They are Combat Engineers with more combat. Think Infantry with bombs!
Nah. I want to finish school and commission. Then i want to try my had at 11X, Infantry. Maybe get that gold tab all the guys lust after. You know, be Ranger qualified.

Maybe get my maroon beret and a nice pair of jump boots first tho.
 

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Right, this might be tricky to answer, seeing as I'm British and you're American, but I suppose there's a lot of similarities.

I'll have finished a History degree in 3 years, and I've always been interested in the Army. What kind of jobs would be available to someone with a pretty good qualification like that?
 

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WrongSprite said:
Right, this might be tricky to answer, seeing as I'm British and you're American, but I suppose there's a lot of similarities.

I'll have finished a History degree in 3 times, and I've always been interested in the Army. What kind of jobs would be available to someone with a pretty good qualification like that?
Snap, only I'll be done in 2 years.

I'm looking at becoming an officer possibly in the Paras or Army Air Corps if I can hack either of those, most officers are uni graduates I think.

The Army website seems to suggest jobs for graduates all fall within the medical/engineering roles, but I'm sure the rest of the army would be more than happy to have you.

I know you specified Army, but heres the Royal Air Force jobs site http://www.raf.mod.uk/careers/jobs/graduateopportunities.cfm

And the Army one: http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/Pages/HomePage.aspx

you probably know all about this anyways, but hey :p
 

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Wadders said:
WrongSprite said:
Right, this might be tricky to answer, seeing as I'm British and you're American, but I suppose there's a lot of similarities.

I'll have finished a History degree in 3 times, and I've always been interested in the Army. What kind of jobs would be available to someone with a pretty good qualification like that?
Snap, only I'll be done in 2 years.

I'm looking at becoming an officer possibly in the Paras or Army Air Corps if I can hack either of those, most officers are uni graduates I think.

The Army website seems to suggest jobs for graduates all fall within the medical/engineering roles, but I'm sure the rest of the army would be more than happy to have you.

I know you specified Army, but heres the Royal Air Force jobs site http://www.raf.mod.uk/careers/jobs/graduateopportunities.cfm

And the Army one: http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/Pages/HomePage.aspx

you probably know all about this anyways, but hey :p
Didn't really think about RAF 'cause I'm colour-blind...but I suppose there's plenty of non-flying jobs.
Thanks for the ideas/links! Suppose I might see you around when I start Aber in September haha.
 

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Are there a lot of females in the army? Is there any discrimination and do they participate in combat?

And just so you know: you are the biggest badass I've ever encountered on the Internet.
 

maturin

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Do you always wear earplugs when you're using the .50 and would it suck to be standing near the front of the vehicle when it goes off?
 

Shoqiyqa

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Clarification: the reason people don't get thrown around at running speeds by bullets and recoil is that it's momentum, not energy, that counts, and in momentum terms an L86 bullet is 3.8897 kgm/s not 3773 J, and that translates to a paltry 0.1 mph for an 80kg man. The rest of the energy goes into tearing flesh, distorting metal and heat, quite a lot of heat.

Just thought I may as well throw that in while posting this link:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2010/jul/29/afghanistan-war-us-military

It'll automatically start playing the embedded video, and it's not much fun but it might be interesting to some here.
 

Shoqiyqa

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What kind of physical training (i.e, push-ups, sit-ups, running, that sort of thing) does your training entail?
Press-ups, crossed-thumb press-ups, wide-arm press-ups, sit-ups, twist sit-ups, leg raises, step-ups, step-throughs, hill sprints, rope climbs, ladder climbs, wall climbs, crunches, sprints, runs, long runs, long mixtures of running and sprinting, loaded marches, loaded runs, loaded hill-sprints, lots of marching, lots of running, lots of press-ups, more press-ups, a tiny bit of swimming, more running, an occasional tour of the assault course, some brutal circuit training, squat-thrusts, star-jumps, a sod of a thing that starts in the press-up "down" position and goes via squat to star-jump and back, obstacle courses and the fireman's lift (bloody rugby players!) plus some running and press-ups ...

... and then the exercises. An exercise is like an operation, but scripted and less likely to result in death or serious injury because the enemy are only playing the part. Digging your new home and filling it back in is harder for some than for others. Patrolling's fine as long as nothing's happening. The leopard crawl will wear on your elbows and knees (I've seen blood) and is exhausting. The kitten crawl will wear on your nerves in the middle of the night with more people hunting you than there are other people for them to find instead. The real sweat there comes from FIBUA (Fighting In Built-Up Area, also known as FISCH: Fighting In Some ****'s House) and fire-and-manoeuvre.

For FIBUA, imagine the last battle in Saving Private Ryan without the tanks. Within thirty seconds nobody knows where anybody else is or what the hell's giong on except that all bloody hell is breaking loose everywhere around you. There is a lot of screaming back and forth to try to keep people in touch and let everyone keep track of what's going on, and then something comes in through the window and you all GTFO fast and then there are these weird little glowy things drifting along the floor, giving off funny-coloured smoke, and you suddenly realise you're in the coal cellar, the back garden, the khazi, the kitchen cupboard or wherever you landed with no clue who's on the far side of that doorway or where your mates went or, on a bad day, which way is "front".

For fire and manoeuvre, imagine yourself in that V-shape patrolling across a field in the quiet bit in the middle of Saving Private Ryan when you hear the *snap*bang* of a bullet going past and a gunshot somewhere ahead. Everyone hits the dirt and tries to find a low spot into which to get, fast. Assuming everything goes amazingly well, which it does in training because "casualties don't" get any fitter, someone has to figure out where the enemy position is and tell the others, and then the ones with lousy arcs of fire stuffed full of their friends' bums have to get up and run forwards to positions from which they can shoot so that you can all give him a taste of the beach scene at the start of Saving Private Ryan so he'll keep his ugly head down for a while.

Having done that, you want to be somewhere other than the middle of this field, so four of you have the pleasure of lying in the crops, mud or whatever, shooting at the bunker, hut, trench or whatever in front of you while the other four get up and, one at a time, run past their mates' feet out to the side like a game of leap-frog. This puts four people in a ditch full of swamp, brambles, nettles and a dirty great rock that just belted you good and proper in the cheek as you dropped into the smelliest spot you possibly could, right next to it. Congratulations. That's going to swell up something awful for the photographs later. No, cam cream is not a topical analgesic or disinfectant.

Further up the ditch, past that bloody (literally, now) hawthorn tree someone very considerately left in your way, is a good spot for two people to stop and join in the general plinking of the enemy position. The other two get to move up and deliver a special little present in a little green can. Of course, that means going the next 100m up this ditch, then one going forwards alone to put said present in through the door. Once it opens itself you can all take it in turns to follow that route, shooting whatever's on the floor just to make sure, and take up new positions on the ground behind it.

All good ... and then it turns out he had backup, and this time you've got no happy ditch to follow so you're doing it the bouncy way. From left to right you're numbered one through eight. You divide into odd numbers and even numbers or one through four and five through eight or however you feel like dividing, and half of you shoot while the other half run forwards a bit and hit the dirt. Then it's their turn to make some noise while the first half get up, run forwards to slightly further forwards than they got and dive into the gravel (ow my knees) to take their turn shooting while the other half make their hop forwards (hmm, interesting flavour, mud) and so on a few metres at a time because you don't want to be up there long enough to get shot, bouncing up every time your mates dive down (wow, direct hit on rabbit droppings!) until someone basically jumps on the bad guy's head and makes a hole in it or he decides that running away is a better idea than staying to fight. Hey, are anyone else's knees bleeding?

The whole time you're doing that, you've got to be moving quickly enough to get the job done before you run out of ready ammunition, you've got to reload when you empty a magazine, you've got to shut your ammo pouch after than reload and before getting up to run again and you've got to make sure you don't get all bunched up together because if you do you're shooting into your mates' ankles.

Doing it right requires temporary psychosis. If you're not making the Quake 1 Fiend and Vore look sluggish, you're not trying.

WrongSprite said:
Wadders said:
WrongSprite said:
What kind of jobs would be available to someone with a pretty good qualification like that?
I know you specified Army, but heres the Royal Air Force jobs site http://www.raf.mod.uk/careers/jobs/graduateopportunities.cfm

And the Army one: http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/Pages/HomePage.aspx

you probably know all about this anyways, but hey :p
Didn't really think about RAF 'cause I'm colour-blind...but I suppose there's plenty of non-flying jobs.
Thanks for the ideas/links! Suppose I might see you around when I start Aber in September haha.
To answer an earlier question, I didn't join the Navy because a ship is a very small, very square, very small town and if it all goes wrong it floods very deep very fast with no high ground for miles ... and I didn't join the RAF because my eyesight's not good enough and ground trades just never crossed my mind.

Being colour-blind will disqualify you from jobs requiring you to distinguish between colour-coded wires, like repairing radios and disarming bombs. It's no big deal for a lot of jobs, though.

To the above links, I add the BARB test [http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/psp/stage1/Pages/Stage1.aspx], which expects you to use a calculator.
 

Shoqiyqa

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That's quite the can of worms.

There have been fundraising efforts to get 'proper' armour for the troops. There have been stories of that armour being taken off the soldiers and given to other soldiers who were more likely to be in combat. There have been bans on non-issue armour. There have been people killed because they hadn't had armour issued and the armour their wives had bought for them had been taken off them and given to someone else.

With the way these things go, you really have to ask whether he was telling the truth, and specify the date and the unit to which he was referring.
 

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not really a question but....YOU'RE A SPYYYYYY!

on a more serious note,have you ever seen your friend get blown to pieces and if so,what did it feel like?
 

Agent Larkin

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An odd question.

I'm assuming you have been deployed to the front at some stage. If so you would have come into contact with non-issue weapons.

What is the most bizarre one you have ever had? And what is the most bizarre firearm you have ever found?

I am going to presume you have run into the AK at some stage.
 

Mondai Randy

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my bad if this a stupid question , but I have been curious ........... out of all the military branches , which one is the most hated/dissed branch?
 

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RandyNoKachi said:
my bad if this a stupid question , but I have been curious ........... out of all the military branches , which one is the most hated/dissed branch?
It's usually the Air Force, sadly.
D:
 

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RareDevil said:
swolf said:
Interested in becoming a Sapper? They are Combat Engineers with more combat. Think Infantry with bombs!
Nah. I want to finish school and commission. Then i want to try my had at 11X, Infantry. Maybe get that gold tab all the guys lust after. You know, be Ranger qualified.

Maybe get my maroon beret and a nice pair of jump boots first tho.
Pararescue is always fun too.
 

FalloutJack

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Actually, this kind of question, I'd already asked at least a couple soldiers who'd been abroad, but what the hey.

You play pranks on your fellow soldiers?