An assortment of tattoos on my arms, chest, and back, a memento of my time in the military. Scars all over my hands and arms, compliments of working as a truck mechanic. No piercings, I put enough accidental holes in my body as it is!
I have a few scars from a dog munching on me. In related to piercings and tattoos; absolutely nothing! Not even my ear lobes are pierced, though that's probably partially because I'm such a wee pansy. On the other hand, I have zero desire to spend money on it though I have been contemplating a nose stud and a tattoo. Though my mother has the former and we already look like twins enough as it is...
I had burn myself from cooking class (I accidently touch the hot metal bar on my right hand near the thumb). However that was many years ago so that mark is pretty much recover (there is a fade mark on it.
Since I was an idiot to cut my toenails too short I had igrowing toenails that lasted for a few years so my toes are abit different (not creepy looking).
Since I haven't done properly exercise since High School I am pretty much unhealthy since I can get exhauted easily from running a very long distance where normally I would be fine.
There is a tiny scar on my left eyebrow from rounder accident (my mate accidently hit me at that sport when he tip over and I try to stop him from reaching the base).
Years of getting stung and cut and vaccines and blood tests have taught me one thing: I heal fast, goddammit, but let me heal by myself and don't give me stupid bandages I can't take off without assistance.
On an unrelated note i have a hench scar on my thigh and arm. I dont know how the arm one got there. Thigh was from a really bad fall, it turned into a burn (i have no fucking idea either) and then scared over even though it was just a bruise. Not even a really bad one. Still have the mark and im very confused as to why.
My nose is fucked. All the cartilage is broken and re arranged. However it happens to have done so in an almost symetrical way meaning it looks exactly like my nose did before i got it borked. Although you can notice if you touch it, or grab the end, my girlfriend is the only one to ever notice this, even before me. I imagine i did it when i fell from a tree onto my face when i was 6. It hurt like a *****. My nose wasnt too bad though. Weird.
Shaved off all the hair on my head when it started falling out at 16. I also have 3 scars on my right arm where I had some tubes going into my heart from when I was in a critical condition in hospital. Also, various cuts across my body which I seem to get when I sleep.
One burn scar on my chin from when I was like 2. It really sucks because I can't really go more than two days without shaving or else I'll have an annoying blank spot.
My hips have always been fucked up, when I was a kid I could do the splits with no stretching, now it just hurts and occasionally pops when it's not happy with me.
I did something to my back that makes it feel like there is a lot of pressure there.
My left elbow pops when I flex my bicep and move my arm.
I also have a scar on my leg from when I was sleeping and I kicked on a snake light that was also under my blankets.
There's a scar on my left hand from a fight when I was younger, I swept my right thumb over it ant took bout half an inch of flesh with it, because apparently I needed to clip my nails.
There is a huge scar in the back of my neck from a mole I had to have removed.
There are a bunch of scars on the back of my ears, from all the times my mom cut my hair, and "accidentally" stabbed me with the razor.
I give it quotation marks, because my mom was a hateful ***** until she got happy pills, now she's nice to me, and after 25 years of putting up with her shit, it's fucking weird for her to be nice to me. I still stick around because she's in very bad health and every once in awhile she'll collapse for one reason or another. Suffice to say, I'm way nicer than I should be.
I'm not sure why, but sometimes when I sneeze, my entire torso will start hurting, like I'd been hit by a line backer.
Besides going from 29% body fat overweight when I was 15 to 9% now(19 years) + A lot of extra muscle ,not much really .
Honestly , I haven't had one bone broken in my life and that's a miracle considering I am practicing bodybuilding , karate and like full contact sports (strong bones ? )
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FamoFunk said:
30 piercings, 6 tattoo's and permanent stretch marks from carrying a baby.
I have a few scars here or there, comes with the territory of working on a farm. Never broke anything though. Lost a few toenails when heavy shit fell on them. They grow back eventually but its weird not having one for a month or two. And for the past few weeks I've had some bad back pain. I'm thinkin its sciatica but I'm going to the doctor Monday to find out for sure. Hopefully I will get some pain killers at least.
Left middlefinger had its top split. (which healed good but still anoying when tapping guitar because the string gets in de scar.
Some scarring on both hands but nearly invisible
And by walking on my toes all the time I sort of got flatfeet. Not fun when buying shoes.
Tribal tattoo going from my back up over my right shoulder and covering my right arm to my elbow.
An eagle on my right forearm.
Liverpool FC crest on my left shoulder.
Tribal tatto on my left forearm, covering it. Tribal on my right pec.
Right leg covered in tribal.
2 hoops in my left ear and 1 in my left nipple.
Far too many scars to name, worst being my left leg from where my knee was blown off and an artificial one inserted. Hands are completely covered in scars.
Metal pins in my spine.
I have major vascular deficiency. I was born missing the major artery and a section of veins that deal with the blood flow to my legs, didn't affect me until my army injury and my spine blow out. Now my feet swell up and legs balloon due to the blood not being able to flow back up properly and it hurts like a *****.
Still relatively healthy apart from that though.
Thats my body .... and i'm getting 'older' and my hairs going grey.
I laughed out loud to that! It was my own dog too. He's bitten me somewhat visciously twice and there are two or three nasty looking scars on my arm. I really must be tasty then!
I have quite a few burns from working as a cook in a kitchen [sub]ok fine go ahead make jokes about a woman in a kitchen *sighs* i give[/sub] mostly on my arms and i have one on the left side of my neck. I have a bite mark that scarred on my right boob. I split my left knee open as a child. and I have 8 piercings. One in my lip. 4 in my right ear. 3 in my left ear.
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