I brought peace to the middle east, discovered the cure to baldness and built a lovely picket fenced home on Mars. I've performed open heart surgery on five seperate occasions, twice on wild animals, and transplanted a brain from a goldfish into a human being. I hear the human is doing exceptionally well. Developed the chemical formula to bottle 'orgasms' which will be going on sale 1Q 2011.
I build fifteen buildings, all located around the world as major landmarks. One tipped slightly, but it turned out to be more of a tourist attraction that way. I have began designs on improving the Great Wall of China with AA turrets and a cafe every half mile. I redivied up Africa's boarders, and now everyone is happy, and built a large scale umbrella to block out the intense heat so they could farm.
At one point, I caught a 33ft Whale whilst fishing on a surfboard, using a paperclip and dental floss. I promptly returned it to the ocean. I made contact with aliens, ghosts, trolls, goblins, future men and past men, as well as the tech support for Virgin & BT. The last ones used up all the energy within the Flux Capacitator. I'm building a new one using matchsticks and silly string, so should commence communications soon.